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[pethetic]

Hey

Does anyone know where I can get a guitar

Or a bass or a fucking ukelele whatever I don’t really care as long it’s in the same family, but I prefer guitar. I just need something to do besides draw and compose or else my brain is going to break in half like a dusty twig and it’s already half way there

Oh and inanimates are fine too, thanks

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[pethetic]

YES

Oh holy crap I really thought Id have to fall in line for our captors just to get my hands on something thank you so much

Im so relieved. quality doesnt really matter too much. Just means itll take more work but its not like i have shit else to do

[mostdangerousbird]

You can usually find you what you need without begging Aurora and the bots for it, as long you're good with the basic version.

What's an animate guitar?

[pethetic]

Thank god

Oh…. an animate guitar is usually part organic life form and part machine or I guess in this case instrument. For example one I had had guts inside the body of the guitar and an external eyeball. [RIP Freddy, who Till smashed live on stage like a fucking maniac] Theyre unintelligent and artificial but they manipulate the instrument to intuit your emotions and kind of exact your sound as you play

Ive never had to explain them before…but hopefully that kinda makes sense ?

[mostdangerousbird]

You put guts inside a guitar? As in ... the innards of a person and or animal?

[pethetic]

NO!! no no no

They’re like…. formed together. Im pretty sure mine was grown inside of the guitars body for example!! Dont get me wrong, the ruling species are a bunch of evil monsters who wouldnt be against doing something like that im sure but otherwise thatd be so much work and wasted resources probably……

[mostdangerousbird]

But WHY does a guitar need guts?

[pethetic]

[...???

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To.....live???

I dunno man Im not a product bioengineer im just a musician !

[Till may not be aware he lowkey just called himself an idiot, but. well.]

[mostdangerousbird]

I'm not used to guitars being alive...