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ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ. ([personal profile] decodex) wrote in [community profile] etraya2024-12-29 12:05 pm

UN: LethalProtector | Video

—course this is us, man. We did this. Oh my God, how the hell did we do this? ...Now? We're live now??

( featuring a very frazzled-looking eddie brock with an egg-totting baby björn strapped to his chest and an absolute fuckload of baby chicks chirping behind him. who is he talking to? don't worry about it. now that he's certain that he's got the camera rolling, he's talking to you, the audience. )

Hey, yeah, uh—

( nope, he didn't script this out. )

I'm pretty sure there are chickens now. Here. In this place. Our— My chickens. Sorta. Like, not really mine, but... they came from my world. I think. Like, I think I brought them here.

( there's so much going on this holiday season, man. )

If you find one of these little guys, you can... I mean, you can keep it, if you want. They're sorta turning up everywhere.

But you can bring it back here.

( no, he doesn't know what he's going to do with three hundred baby chickens, but one problem at a time. )
messenger: head against hand, brow furrowed (❝ let's get drunk in the truck ❞)

[personal profile] messenger 2025-01-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
What are you gonna do with them?
messenger: squinting, head tilt, brows furrowed (❝ uhhhhh fuck ❞)

[personal profile] messenger 2025-01-06 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Are there any adults?
messenger: side-eye, brows raised (❝ bitch ❞)

[personal profile] messenger 2025-01-06 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Without warmth from a hen, the cold will kill them in this weather.
messenger: earnest, brows raised (❝ but what is left to say? ❞)

[personal profile] messenger 2025-01-06 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
If you're lucky, you'll find someone with farming experience who can help.