un: jaycetalis | text

[hexcope]

[So getting used to this new kind of technology was certainly an… experience. He still isn’t really comfortable with the idea of a video recording of himself, and even an instantaneous voice transmission is beyond the level of tech he’s accustomed to so text is the way to go. Unfortunately, he’s using this like some sort of magical LinkedIn, so it’s a very formal letter style he’s got going on.]

Hello,

My name is Jayce Talis. I’ve noticed there’s a few buildings here that seem to be laboratories. If any have availability to lend a room or two, I have research and device development I would like to work on. Ideally if there’s any access to a forge of some sort, that would be preferred, but not required. I have a personal reference if necessary to demonstrate good character.

[He notably does not say anywhere that there will probably be explosions.]

Thank you for your time.

Comments

[zauneyete]

It is my natural tone. It's not my fault we Zaunites have a certain way about us.

[ IT IS NOT ALL ZAUNITES silco's just a dramatic bitch ]

[hexcope]

Do you know how insufferable it would be if I started half my sentences with "as a Piltovian" to excuse some weird habit I had?

[zauneyete]

I would stop talking to you altogether.

Allow us trenchers our little quirks, though, hm?

[hexcope]

In that case, as a Piltovian...

[zauneyete]

Good day, councilor.