[UN: philanthropist | Video]

[ghostlord]

It's cold and people are looking for company. No one wants to suffer in a new world alone. {He seems amused, fanning himself and lounging as if he doesn't have a care in the world.}

I suggest when you're looking for a mate, take a good look at their shoulder-blades. Of course the one who has the loveliest shoulder-blades is already spoken for, but I encourage you to find second and third place. I think it's a worthwhile endeavor!

Comments

un: gorgug, voice

[tinflower]

...what do nice shoulder-blades symbolise?

[ He might as well ask!!! ]

voice

[ghostlord]

A sexy, strong body, what else! {What more do you need?} They look like wings, don't they?

[tinflower]

I've never thought about it. I don't know if I've ever checked out my friends' shoulder-blades? Or, uh, a partner's...

[ uhhhhh does he remember what Zelda's shoulder-blades look like..... ]

[ghostlord]

You should! Ask them to turn around for you. {That's not creepy at all.} I've always liked them.

[tinflower]

I guess I could.... [ He probably will... despite thinking he shouldn't... ]

Do the shoulder-blades come first in a relationship? Or do they just seal the deal?

[ghostlord]

What an apt question! {He tilts his head and smiles slowly.} I would say they are the cherry on top. If a truly disgusting person has pretty shoulder-blades, I don't care in the least for them.

[tinflower]

Yeah, I think I'd notice someone's personality before their shoulder-blades. And their face. But I'll-- I'll see if I can look at backs more.

[ Probably... ]

Does that mean the person with the best shoulder-blades is here too?

[ghostlord]

Good, good! You might need to come up with clever tricks to lift their hair if it's in the way.

{How does he manage that? Well.}

He is.

[tinflower]

Uhh, well, for me, I think their clothes would be in the way... and it's pretty cold right now...

[ Guess who keeps thinking this is meant to be about mates... ]

That's good for you. Did you show up here as a couple? I know people show up around the same time...

[ghostlord]

Get them somewhere warm, then. I'm sure you can come up with ways to encourage less clothing.

{One can become the other in no time!}

More or less! I got lucky. {But his A-Xu didn't know his identity. That's okay. Kexing filled him in.}

For those unlucky souls, they must make do.

[tinflower]

[ He's thinking about it... ]

...turning the heating up. In a cosy room, with games.

[ He's a genius. ]

[ghostlord]

Very clever! I knew you could come up with a plan.

{Is it wrong that he is encouraging this? Probably. Does he care? Nope.}

[tinflower]

Thanks. ... I don't know that it'll work.

[ Or if he wants it...to work.... ]

[ghostlord]

Practice makes perfect. Keep trying and you will find success.

[tinflower]

I'm actually wondering if I'm a shoulder-blades kinda guy in the first place...

[ H-he's definitely getting flustered now. Over the idea of pulling this off. Gorgug, what have you gotten yourself into!! ]

[ghostlord]

Once you have a good look at them, you can decide which part you like the most~

{It's a win/win situation!}

There is nothing wrong with waists or hips or thighs, for example.

[tinflower]

...is there a bad body part?

[ Can there be such a thing. ]

[ghostlord]

I can't think of one, actually. There are so many choices, though. Don't overwhelm yourself!