[UN: philanthropist | Video]

[ghostlord]

It's cold and people are looking for company. No one wants to suffer in a new world alone. {He seems amused, fanning himself and lounging as if he doesn't have a care in the world.}

I suggest when you're looking for a mate, take a good look at their shoulder-blades. Of course the one who has the loveliest shoulder-blades is already spoken for, but I encourage you to find second and third place. I think it's a worthwhile endeavor!

Comments

un: gorgug, voice

[tinflower]

...what do nice shoulder-blades symbolise?

[ He might as well ask!!! ]

voice

[ghostlord]

A sexy, strong body, what else! {What more do you need?} They look like wings, don't they?

[tinflower]

I've never thought about it. I don't know if I've ever checked out my friends' shoulder-blades? Or, uh, a partner's...

[ uhhhhh does he remember what Zelda's shoulder-blades look like..... ]

[ghostlord]

You should! Ask them to turn around for you. {That's not creepy at all.} I've always liked them.

[tinflower]

I guess I could.... [ He probably will... despite thinking he shouldn't... ]

Do the shoulder-blades come first in a relationship? Or do they just seal the deal?

un: champion; video

[twin_blade]

Shoulder blades? I haven't heard that one before.

video

[ghostlord]

You're missing out, dear friend!

[twin_blade]

I mean, nice shoulders are attractive. But aren't there other factors, as well?

[ghostlord]

Obviously. Shoulder-blades are made all the more lovely - or ghastly - depending on who they are attached to.

[twin_blade]

And is there a particular person whose shoulder blades come to mind?

[Video] UN: Four Seasons

[fated_dance]

Lao Wen…

[ WHY IS HIS SOULMATE LIKE THIS ]

What you consider beautiful doesn’t necessarily coincide with what others’ preferences.

[ But because he can’t help himself in teasing his silly peacock- ]

I’m a little cold though.

[Video]

[ghostlord]

{Because it's more fun this way!}

It should still be considered! Who could hate a lovely back and strong shoulders?

{His eyebrows shoot up and he hurries forward.}

Are you in our rooms? I'm coming, A-Xu!

[Video]

[fated_dance]

[ So very true. He resists the grin as much as possible, knowing he fails. ]

I’ll be there in a few minutes.

[ He’s been making sure there aren’t people stuck outside! ]

[Video]

[ghostlord]

{He practically runs to their rooms and makes sure everything is nice and cozy.}

Hurry, hurry or I'll come get you! {He even warms them up some tea and taps his foot impatiently, looking at the door.}

[Action!]

[fated_dance]

[ Chuckling to himself, Zishu makes sure to take a liiiiittle extra time to reach their rooms. When he opens their door, he schools his face into one of innocent amusement, raising a brow and widening his eyes just a little, and closes the door behind himself. ]

I thought you were further away than this. So eager.

un: butterfly; video

[heavensnight]

You got me. Want to explain what the best shoulder-blades look like?

video

[ghostlord]

For me, they are perfectly symmetrical, almost like little wings.

[heavensnight]

Maybe the better question should have been what makes them bad shoulder-blades?

[ghostlord]

Weak bones, poor posture or if the person is detestable.

[heavensnight]

Is a person detestable if they have bad shoulder-blades?

You got me interested.

un: DarkPriest; voice

[chtholic]

Has that northern brute infected you as well? Is there no one with any sense here?

voice

[ghostlord]

What's so good about sense? I'm mad. I don't need it.

voice

[chtholic]

Clearly. If you wish to frolic in senselessness and absurdity, then far be it for me to stop you.

voice

[ghostlord]

Yes, yes, a fine choice! It's much too cold to hold our inner natures in check.

voice

[chtholic]

And while you do that, I will concern myself with matters of greater import.

[What he means is indulging in his own inner nature, but clearly his nature is better!!]