[UN: philanthropist | Video]

[ghostlord]

It's cold and people are looking for company. No one wants to suffer in a new world alone. {He seems amused, fanning himself and lounging as if he doesn't have a care in the world.}

I suggest when you're looking for a mate, take a good look at their shoulder-blades. Of course the one who has the loveliest shoulder-blades is already spoken for, but I encourage you to find second and third place. I think it's a worthwhile endeavor!

Comments

[heavensnight]

Maybe the better question should have been what makes them bad shoulder-blades?

[ghostlord]

Weak bones, poor posture or if the person is detestable.

[heavensnight]

Is a person detestable if they have bad shoulder-blades?

You got me interested.

[ghostlord]

I'm not so petty! I can forgive them for bad shoulder-blades if they are a decent person.

[heavensnight]

That's fair!

Honestly? Rock on. Don't get it at all but all the more shoulder-blades for you.

[ghostlord]

Have you never been carried on someone's back?

[heavensnight]

Unfortunately I can't say I have.

[ghostlord]

A shame! You should try it.

[heavensnight]

And how do I manage that? You don't just ask to be carried, do you?

[ghostlord]

I would! I did a lot when I was little.