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[spinoff]

sup, new girl here

spare me the usual bs, i want to know something

we're supposed to be trying to curry favor with...something...or other to save our universes right?

what have YOU done so far? i need examples, because if i'm doing this, i gotta know just how utterly fucked i am

also also, where can a red blooded american girl find some firepower? asking for a friend

[ what a nice, not problematic at all post ]

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[spinoff]

if i'm not doing anything i'll go insane

kate bishop (who is apparently a superhero that goes by hawkeye because that's the world we live in now) has a house full of weapons, and she thinks there might knives somewhere, so i'm going to go check

also apparently we bring places from our worlds here, so i'm wondering if certain psycho museum/shrine is around here

[killer]

yeah i met a superhero too. he saved me from a lion in the lobby. it almost feels like the sanity ship has sailed.

the way things are going, i'd be more surprised if it wasn't. and if it is, we need to be the first to find it.

[spinoff]

he what? from a what??

i hate that place, but it's probably a very safe spot to stay, i guess? and i would seriously hate if anyone else went there and got any funny ideas

[killer]

i can't believe i forgot to tell you: there's a lion that sometimes gets territorial by the stairs. stay sharp.

i don't know if safe is a word i'd associate with that place. but we need to hold it down and keep anyone from seeing all that shit.

[spinoff]

Is it someone's lion? Or is it just. There.

For sure. But honestly, it's a cage, so long we can keep it closed we can use it if we need somewhere safe.

As safe as it can be, of course.