Peter Parker | Spider-Man (
keepitgoing) wrote in
etraya2025-01-17 01:58 pm
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[The easiest introduction in the world! Being that it's a, uh, re-introduction. Peter Parker Spider-Man has already confirmed he'd vanished for months — which is totally crazy, because he feels like he hasn't been gone all that long — but here he is! In all of his 'confused but has spirit' energy that had gotten him through his time in Etraya before.]
Hey guys, I'm back!
Just gone long enough to apply to, like, fifty barista and pizza guy jobs back home.
... Swinging around doesn't pay rent, y'know.
What'd I miss?
[He's perched on his tippy-toes, on top of one of the tallest buildings in Etraya.
As you do.]
Hey guys, I'm back!
Just gone long enough to apply to, like, fifty barista and pizza guy jobs back home.
... Swinging around doesn't pay rent, y'know.
What'd I miss?
[He's perched on his tippy-toes, on top of one of the tallest buildings in Etraya.
As you do.]

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Man, they just knew I'd do a great job...
Hang on. What makes you think I'd get into trouble? I'm a model citizen.
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[His tone is interested, not incredulous. He could believe a guy who spins spiderwebs out of nowhere might like building stuff.
But then, sarcasm:]
Right, that's gotta be it.
[He arches a brow at the spider guy.]
Yeah, a model citizen who goes around attacking people over stuffed animals, breaking curfew, and getting himself half-captured by robots.
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[C'mon! Creativity is fun! Science is cool, especially!]
... And for the record, all of those things were done in an attempt to help the people involved. Those stuffed animals were bad news.
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[Science is not cool, but building cars is.]
Don't I know it. Still qualifies as getting yourself in trouble, though.
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Careful, or I might start doing it on purpose to perfect my craft.
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