etraya | Video | UN: Spidey

Entry tags:

Video | UN: Spidey

[The easiest introduction in the world! Being that it's a, uh, re-introduction. ~~Peter Parker~~ Spider-Man has already confirmed he'd vanished for months — which is totally crazy, because he feels like he hasn't been gone all that long — but here he is! In all of his 'confused but has spirit' energy that had gotten him through his time in Etraya before.]

Hey guys, I'm back!

Just gone long enough to apply to, like, fifty barista and pizza guy jobs back home.

... Swinging around doesn't pay rent, y'know.

What'd I miss?

[He's perched on his tippy-toes, on top of one of the tallest buildings in Etraya.

As you do.]

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

-oh! You're back.

You didn't miss too much though, really? Some world-ending eldritch horror, drag racing, and some gossipmonger lady causing a fuss among some people here. [ You know, normal Etraya things! ]

Just a family of Klyntar putting down roots. Hopefully we won't have any more issues, right?

[They really hope Spider-man never found out about that time they stole Eddie's phone and he called like 20 times, and Sleeper never really said anything.]

You're telling me this place is cruel enough to allow someone to go back home and then bring them back?

( great, another thing to make note of in her long list of complaints. )

Well if you're feeling stressed out about it, I'm offering listening services to people.

[Loki is sitting, sipping on a tea and dressed casually (for him) in black slacks and a white collared shirt, undone at the throat. He smiles, but honestly is a bit bored. The little he knows of Spider-Man is entertaining though, so why not answer?]

Hello young Spider. I am sorry they forced you to return. I do hope your trip home was satisfactory though.

[Quite frankly, Manny has never seen this person before nor has he heard about people suddenly returning to Etraya after being sent home. The latter of which was something he'd never even considered and he had mixed feelings about it as not even getting home would free him from potentially being snatched up again to do whatever missions he'd been forced into.

As the mammoth decides to turn on video, he's also accompanied by his tiny companion who's feeling quite cheerful as of lately.]

I don’t know how long you've been gone for. But a few weeks ago, some of us had received little companions out from painted eggs that were given to us along with that whole mess with some strange monster catching people in giant sacks and putting them into cages.

Edited 2025-01-18 01:51 (UTC)

Sorry, um.

Could you run the eldritch horror thing back by me again?

... I have noooo clue what Klyntar means.

But I'm hoping it's not the eldritch horror that was mentioned to me earlier?

[It's absolutely tragic that Spider-Man has no clue what symbiotes are. Thanks, Sony!]

I guess... I'm kinda bummed about not being able to help out back home... but this isn't such a bad thing! Coming back, I mean. I've got another shot at keeping my world safe, right? And if they're just pulling our leg about that, I can at least be here to help you guys while we're stuck here.

[There's also that he's horribly lonely and sad back home, so this? Not so bad.]

Besides, everywhere should have a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

... In my expert opinion.

[oh my god, thor's mean brother-]

[He holds up a hand to wave, and says politely:]

Hello, Mister Guy-of-Mischief.

Don't suppose you've been on your best behavior while I was out?

[... Huh.

Mumbling to himself:]

... Like Jurassic Park, but only 4,000 years ago...

[Sorry, what was that?]

[Kid, you’re still on video and Manny can clearly hear you just fine.]

What do you mean by "Jurassic Park"?

[ Felicia's face is accompanied with a slow smile. ]

Well well, another Spider. Your costume's a little more familiar looking, at least. You sound young. What are you, fifteen? Sixteen?

[Cloud looks plenty surprised, but not unpleasantly so.]

Whoa, you're back. Missed a hell of a mission, we built race cars and raced 'em.

[A bunch of other stuff happened too, but this was the one Cloud really cared about.]

So, manage to get yourself in trouble again in the, what, five minutes you've been here?

Yeah! That was Im'mari. They were, uh, eating reality around us? Or something? Some people got infected with it's gunk too.

It was a bad time. Lots of nightmarescapes and darkness.

Welcome back!

[Is he excited about being back? Chrissy has no idea, and it's kind of hard to tell- but she's glad to see him in one piece, even if it's just in a video.]

You missed Christmas. And a couple of missions.

Is that what you're called? Seriously? Couldn't come up with something I don't know...

a little more bad ass?

( while he's out saving the world, she's been out....

preventing the birth of a destructive god. even she would pick a cooler name than that. )

And thank you I guess? But aren't we in competition technically?

[There's no psychedelic "You're like me" moment. That would require spider-sense and Pete doesn't have anything even remotely like it.]

[What does happen is that the part of Pete that came from Ben Reilly gives him the strangest sense of deja vu at the costume.]

Sorry, hold the phone. Who are you again?

You are Spider-Man, right? The friendly, neighborhood hero?

[Hm, if Eddie doesn't know about Spidey, they suppose that there could also be a world where Spidey never met Venom.]

So, no going off to space and coming back with a nifty black suit for you, I guess.

[ Gasp, look! Look who it is! ]

Hi, Spider Guy. Do you remember me? You took on my friend for Best Athletic Moves On A Metal Bar.

[ Was that really what happened... ]

Can people return to their worlds when they wish, or is it randomly decided upon by Aurora & Echo?

Nightwing brought back a beard.

[ Look, is Fabian taking this place very seriously? Yes.

But when he sees this, he just can't help but immediately say, so loudly-- ]

Hah! I can't believe I smoked you so hard that you ran away for months just to avoid having to face me ever again!

The gunk... Wait!

Did that happen when the ship crashed? What happened after that?! The last thing I remember, I was cleaning up the debris that fell across town...

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Page 1 of 15

Video | UN: Spidey

video. @wild.flower

voice UN:definecat

video | un: mason

Video @Loki

Video | UN: Manny

video. 1/2

no subject

voice

no subject

Video 1/2

Video

Video

no subject

video; un: blackcat

video | un: strife

no subject

video | un: cc

no subject

video | un:waycool

Re: voice

un: gorgug, video

Text; un: hound

UN: Red Robin

video; un: MAXIMUMLEGEND

no subject