Video | UN: Spidey

[keepitgoing]

[The easiest introduction in the world! Being that it's a, uh, re-introduction. Peter Parker Spider-Man has already confirmed he'd vanished for months — which is totally crazy, because he feels like he hasn't been gone all that long — but here he is! In all of his 'confused but has spirit' energy that had gotten him through his time in Etraya before.]

Hey guys, I'm back!

Just gone long enough to apply to, like, fifty barista and pizza guy jobs back home.

... Swinging around doesn't pay rent, y'know.

What'd I miss?

[He's perched on his tippy-toes, on top of one of the tallest buildings in Etraya.

As you do.]

Comments

UN: Red Robin

[mostdangerousbird]

Nightwing brought back a beard.

[keepitgoing]

I totally would've, too.

... If I could... grow one...

[mostdangerousbird]

Great. Illuminating.

[keepitgoing]

Anyone ever tell you you've got a way with words?

[mostdangerousbird]

I save my best quips for when I'm not trying to be polite.

[keepitgoing]

Are you saying you specialize in rude quips only?

[mostdangerousbird]

Does anyone specialize in polite quips? At BEST, they're saucy. If I go a week without being called impudent, I need to hang up the tights.

[keepitgoing]

Well, yeah!
It's totally normal, especially if you're talking to civilians.
They appreciate some levity in crazy situations!



Sometimes, anyway. ;P

[mostdangerousbird]

I work nights. Not as many civilians as you'd think. Most of the time, I just want them to get clear as fast as possible.

[keepitgoing]

NYC loves having people wander around the city at night... depending on where you are in NYC, anyway. But point taken! It is totally quieter after a certain hour. I work a lot of day hours, too, though -- crime doesn't always wait for the sun to go down.

Besides, it's nice to do basic stuff.

Like, finding lost dogs, or helping someone across the street.

[mostdangerousbird]

Getting kittens out of trees, simple purse snatchers. I miss the ones where you feel like you made an individual difference. Lot of times, we have to triage and it sucks, but no one can be everywhere.

[keepitgoing]

Man, you said it.
I really missed being low to the ground when the alien invasion thing happened.
One second I'm giving some tourists directions, the next I'm in space. :/