Video | UN: Spidey

[keepitgoing]

[The easiest introduction in the world! Being that it's a, uh, re-introduction. Peter Parker Spider-Man has already confirmed he'd vanished for months — which is totally crazy, because he feels like he hasn't been gone all that long — but here he is! In all of his 'confused but has spirit' energy that had gotten him through his time in Etraya before.]

Hey guys, I'm back!

Just gone long enough to apply to, like, fifty barista and pizza guy jobs back home.

... Swinging around doesn't pay rent, y'know.

What'd I miss?

[He's perched on his tippy-toes, on top of one of the tallest buildings in Etraya.

As you do.]

Comments

[keepitgoing]

I wouldn't trust me around an oven, but I could totally decorate the local trees.

[Y'know. Swinging around and whatnot.]

Too bad we don't have a lot of chimneys around her; I could drop presents down them.

[bubblegumheart]

You could always help me decorate the cookies.

[Since they're planning ahead.]

Oh man. That would be really nice! Maybe you could still drop presents if you wanted to.

[keepitgoing]

[Does he dare?

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Spider-Man themed cookies?

[He sounds SO hopeful.]

[bubblegumheart]

Christmas Spider-Man themed cookies?

[keepitgoing]

Please.

I'll be on the nice list and everything, I swear.

[bubblegumheart]

We can give the cookies little Santa hats or something!

I think you're already on the nice list, but that's good to hear.

[keepitgoing]

What can I say? I try my best.

[What a dork.]

It's a plan, then.

[bubblegumheart]

I don't really know you all that well yet, but I feel like the amount of times you've been around to help people should be enough to put you firmly at the top of the nice list.

[And that's only counting the times she's aware of.]

Great!