Video | UN: Spidey

[keepitgoing]

[The easiest introduction in the world! Being that it's a, uh, re-introduction. Peter Parker Spider-Man has already confirmed he'd vanished for months — which is totally crazy, because he feels like he hasn't been gone all that long — but here he is! In all of his 'confused but has spirit' energy that had gotten him through his time in Etraya before.]

Hey guys, I'm back!

Just gone long enough to apply to, like, fifty barista and pizza guy jobs back home.

... Swinging around doesn't pay rent, y'know.

What'd I miss?

[He's perched on his tippy-toes, on top of one of the tallest buildings in Etraya.

As you do.]

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[tinflower]

[ Oh no, he's sad!

... ]

... I've got a workshop with materials.

[ It's a voice of twiddling one's fingers, uwu (he is not doing this, he's just not used to inviting people to his workshop!). ]

[keepitgoing]

... Man, I couldn't take your materials for my own stuff. That's for you.

[You earned that!!!!]

[tinflower]

I'm interested in how you make stuff. But, you-- you'll have to get Fabian's permission, since you two have a [ ... ] thing.

And he put a gold gate around my workshop.

[keepitgoing]

A thing? C'mon, it's just some friendly fun...

Don't tell me he took all that seriously. Tell him I call a truce!

[tinflower]

You sure? You sure you want to? I think it's-- fun. A fun thing.

[ How exactly can he put it... ]

I just think he's gonna be loud about who's got the better moves if he sees you, so you've gotta see him up front.

[ So Gorgug doesn't have to potentially put up with getting shouted at for no reason because he invited his athletic nemesis over?? ]

[keepitgoing]

... Oh!

You mean... you think he likes it? Having a 'move' nemesis?

[Man, he's not sure he can take that kind of joy away from him...]

[tinflower]

[ He's nodding eagerly. Yeah, yeah! The Spider-man gets it!! ]

He doesn't have a lot of competition. It'd be, you know, if you're into it too-- it could be fun. You guys could have fun.

[keepitgoing]

Having fun would be pretty cool.

[He has... not had a lot of fun back home recently.]

In that case, I'll do my best... as his formidable nemesis.

[tinflower]

Thank you.

[ He says it so sincerely.... ]

If you guys get into it, I can make poles. Stuff to jump around on. Maybe a big-- net. Something with a net.

[ They're really going to Spider/Dance this space up.... ]

[keepitgoing]

Oh man...! Like those shows they do in Vegas?

Though I guess a lot of them don't do it with nets...

[peter he is not gonna get that]

[tinflower]

Like the-- can you show me them? What those look like?

[ Does he have access to these Vegas shows. ]

[keepitgoing]

Oh, totally. I totally can! Aurora's gotta be able to bring in movies, and I know they've got some on DVD... and I've got a player I salvaged from the junkyard, too!

[More Peter Parker than Spider-Man in that reply, but it's cool.]

[tinflower]

You can find stuff like that in the Kwik Trip sometimes, too. I found game consoles in there a few times. But I didn't know what games went to what.

[ Or maybe he couldn't be bothered to find out. ]

You wanna watch it over here? Is your apartment a super-secret, too?

[keepitgoing]

Oh, man. Yeah, knowing where Spider-Man lives might be weird.

I can swing in with my DVD player? I can totally help you with figuring out where those games go... maybe.

[He was born in 2001, so like. It might be tricky, depending on what you found.

Atari, SNES, PSone... a mystery.]

[tinflower]

I didn't grab the consoles, but I can grab them next time, if they're still around? But, yeah, you can come over. And we can hang out, after you can Fabian -- pose and do moves at each other.

[ That is their thing. ]

[keepitgoing]

Sounds like a plan to me.

...

As long as Fabian can recover from our recent conversation.

[Look at their silly talk on this post for reference. Very dorky.]

[tinflower]

If he's being loud and dramatic, he's always like that.

[ Is that reassuring. ]

[keepitgoing]

Honestly, love that for him.

[lmfao

And so it is planned: Spider-Man is totally gonna swipe some Cirque Du Soleil DVDs when he gets the chance and hit Gorgug up. It's just a matter of when.]