Video | UN: Spidey

[keepitgoing]

[The easiest introduction in the world! Being that it's a, uh, re-introduction. Peter Parker Spider-Man has already confirmed he'd vanished for months — which is totally crazy, because he feels like he hasn't been gone all that long — but here he is! In all of his 'confused but has spirit' energy that had gotten him through his time in Etraya before.]

Hey guys, I'm back!

Just gone long enough to apply to, like, fifty barista and pizza guy jobs back home.

... Swinging around doesn't pay rent, y'know.

What'd I miss?

[He's perched on his tippy-toes, on top of one of the tallest buildings in Etraya.

As you do.]

Comments

[keepitgoing]

I... I...

Iiii mean — y'know, it's... unique? And someone easy to taunt in a fight.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he spends half his time being verbally dunked on. You'd feel bad for him, if it weren't for all the crimes.

[keepitgoing]

We gotta get him into better occupations.

He'd be a great spokesperson for a glue company.

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

Right? I'm pretty sure he makes his own supply, if he patented that stuff and sold it, he'd probably be set for life. But noooo, he wants to dress up in a goofy costume and do crimes.