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[badlydisarmed]

Looking for a mechanic capable of fixing a prosthetic arm, altruistic introverts highly preferred, opportunistic assholes also acceptable.

Age irrelevant, but if you're a child I will comment on it.

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[badlydisarmed]

So you're good at... computer viruses? That kind of stuff?

[ It's very obvious this is all outside Robert's own expertise, but he's curious about it. ]

[ornithologist]

[ He'd been going to turn back to focusing on what he was doing, but at that comment he stops short, nonplussed. Computer viruses, really? Well -- he is, but he doesn't share that. Normally he'd say something blithe like, Among other things, and remain mysterious and unknowable, but in this context and speaking of Connor he feels he really does need to elaborate a little. ]

The social network you used to contact me? I made several improvements to it. [ He considers Dr. Romano's likely frame of reference and hazards, ] Neurology rather than orthopedics.

[badlydisarmed]

[ That's a helpful simile, and exactly the kind of thing Robert wanted to know. He's reluctantly worried about Connor, it's good to know who could help if they need it. ]

"Social network" is a new term. [ For him, anyway. He likes the internet as a tool, but he's still a decade away from it becoming a way of life. ] I thought it was an internet.

[ornithologist]

[ Meanwhile, Harold was an enthusiastic advocate and illegal user of ARPANET. He's been through every stage of internet development and is almost physically pained to hear the term an internet.

He makes a face but diplomatically concedes, ] Social media wasn't quite around yet in 2003, that's true. The internet is a data transmission method -- a network of networks.

[ Point made, Harold resumes working. ]

I take it you're looking for people to help repair him?

[badlydisarmed]

[ Robert is, unfortunately, a boomer. He's 30 years behind on tech, he still has a pager on him even though its battery is long dead. ]

Yeah. He doesn't seem to have self-preservation programmed in, and it sounds like he'd welcome repairs but wouldn't ask for help himself.

[ If Robert had any understanding of mechanics and had the parts Connor needs, he'd help himself. But incompetence, regardless of good intentions, does more harm than good. Plus, finding people who know what they're doing will be a positive in the long run. ]

[ornithologist]

[ That grabs Harold's attention; he sounds grumpy in the way a true professional does when coming across someone else's shoddy work. ]

That seems a gross oversight, in my opinion. He's clearly an extraordinarily advanced model; it's a waste to make him so careless with his own well-being, not to mention ethically void.

[ He reflects briefly on how much he absolutely loathes Elijah Kamski despite never having met the man. ]