un: HELLION | text

[vexant]

So
Our mission requirement is "survive" which is really fucking vague BUT Aurora did say we can take basically anything through the portal as long as we can fit it through
I'm a telekinetic. Meaning I can carry basically anything through the portal as long as it's not so wide it doesn't fit, and since she said the limits are the size of a small SUV, I can probably cart whatever through
If you've got crap and can't carry it, you know where to find me
Or if you suck at "surviving", I've managed to not die despite countless attempts to kill me, so

Comments

[waxen_wings]

An SUV's not a bad idea. Hollow it out and use to carry a lot of stuff without a lot of concentration.

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[sonofzod]

Probably? Will it give you a headache?

[vexant]

Know anyone who has one?

[vexant]

No
Just if I can't angle it through right, it's obviously not going to go

[sonofzod]

Then just fold it.

[ The obvious and only correct answer. ]

[vexant]

Damn, why didn't I think of that?
I should just fold up a few skyscrapers so we can fit them through
Maybe a plane. I'm sure those things getting smashed won't hurt them any, right?

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[odinpusrex]

Believe it wise to offer such assistance?

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[badlydisarmed]

If anyone's got the means to produce or purify water, that should be a priority. We'll need about 7 gallons per person, but I have to assume there is water there, it just might not be clean.

Captain Planet-like magic powers would be helpful.

[vexant]

Why?
Got a reason why I shouldn't?

[vexant]

Sorry, I left my Captain Planet magic powers in the pockets of my other uniform

[badlydisarmed]

No magic water-producing ring? Damn, I believed in you.

[sonofzod]

Your brain magic doesn't sound very magical then.

[vexant]

Nope
You'll have to look somewhere else

[vexant]

Because it's not magic, jackass

[badlydisarmed]

Do any of your magic friends have magic power rings?

[vexant]

No

[badlydisarmed]

Pity. Maybe the magic dystopia people have water purifiers.

[odinpusrex]

Our mission is to survive as we are to serve as entertainment. Those awaiting their impending annhilation are wont to delight in wretched fancies. Like as not, we will need to survive against one another, should their tastes run towards the bloody and wicked.

You are granting others advantage that is not theirs.

[He knows first hand what the "wealthy" value, and how their appetites might skew towards the violent or cruel when their gluttony and greed has left their hearts rotten.]

[vexant]

I feel like sending us somewhere with no water and telling us to survive would be counterproductive

[badlydisarmed]

You can survive a month drinking shit water, it's just ugly. I'd rather not deal with a cholera epidemic.

[waxen_wings]

No but maybe they'll see this and speak up. There's a few vehicles in town. Maybe someone will let us use it if they can bring stuff too.

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[mostdangerousbird]

Green Lantern isn't here.

[vexant]

( it takes him a minute to get exactly what this guy is trying to say, but when he does - julian doesn't like it. )

Yeah, and?
If bringing supplies to keep people from dying is what prevents me from succeeding, then I deserve to fail

[badlydisarmed]

I love that there IS a magical ring person. Thank you.

[vexant]

Then you figure it out