un: HELLION | text

[vexant]

So
Our mission requirement is "survive" which is really fucking vague BUT Aurora did say we can take basically anything through the portal as long as we can fit it through
I'm a telekinetic. Meaning I can carry basically anything through the portal as long as it's not so wide it doesn't fit, and since she said the limits are the size of a small SUV, I can probably cart whatever through
If you've got crap and can't carry it, you know where to find me
Or if you suck at "surviving", I've managed to not die despite countless attempts to kill me, so

Comments

UN: Red Robin

[mostdangerousbird]

Green Lantern isn't here.

[badlydisarmed]

I love that there IS a magical ring person. Thank you.

[mostdangerousbird]

Anytime. The multiverse is a wild ride. If you can't laugh, what can you do?

[badlydisarmed]

We could take things too seriously and use the word "naught" unironically. But I don't think that guy's having any fun.

[mostdangerousbird]

For the record, he's got the right idea, and offering to help get things through the portal's a huge asset. I'm not taking him up on the offer because I've got strategic gear packing down to a science.

You should think about bring something to protect yourself. Wouldn't all the electrolyte drinks and rehydration salts to be for naught.

[badlydisarmed]

My good faith in my fellow compatriots will protect me.

A solid 8 out of 10 people here are all for justice and helping the helpless. I'm a one-armed doctor, if I'm attacked the collective righteousness alone will defeat my attacker.

[mostdangerousbird]

I'm not saying the 8 out of 10 of us won't, but it's still a good idea to be prepared.

I'm not going to say a one-armed doctor can't protect themselves. That sounds like a set-up.

[badlydisarmed]

I can't. I'm an average human, I'd say less fit than most "normal" humans here.

[mostdangerousbird]

Now might be a good time to think about getting a workout routine going. I can help you with that, when the mission's over.

[badlydisarmed]

I'm also in my 40s

[mostdangerousbird]

Yeah that's not an excuse on this one.

[badlydisarmed]

I'm fit for a human my age, if slightly malnourished because of the dystopia. I'm also realistic about my place in the metaphorical food chain.

I'm no match against vigilantes and superheroes and a personalized work-out won't change that.

[mostdangerousbird]

Okay, okay. You're on the list to keep an eye on. You always would've been. Some of us believe in solidarity and the greater good.

[badlydisarmed]

Thanks, genuinely. I'm kind of a jerk but in a normal way, rude, tactless, hard to like.

But I believe in harm reduction. Helping when you can, do no harm.

[mostdangerousbird]

Hate to tell you this, but that's Gotham nice. It's normal, but don't be surprised if you get the same back.

[badlydisarmed]

That's great news to me. The perpetually kind people freak me out.