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[vexant]

So
Our mission requirement is "survive" which is really fucking vague BUT Aurora did say we can take basically anything through the portal as long as we can fit it through
I'm a telekinetic. Meaning I can carry basically anything through the portal as long as it's not so wide it doesn't fit, and since she said the limits are the size of a small SUV, I can probably cart whatever through
If you've got crap and can't carry it, you know where to find me
Or if you suck at "surviving", I've managed to not die despite countless attempts to kill me, so

Comments

[mostdangerousbird]

Now might be a good time to think about getting a workout routine going. I can help you with that, when the mission's over.

[badlydisarmed]

I'm also in my 40s

[mostdangerousbird]

Yeah that's not an excuse on this one.

[badlydisarmed]

I'm fit for a human my age, if slightly malnourished because of the dystopia. I'm also realistic about my place in the metaphorical food chain.

I'm no match against vigilantes and superheroes and a personalized work-out won't change that.

[mostdangerousbird]

Okay, okay. You're on the list to keep an eye on. You always would've been. Some of us believe in solidarity and the greater good.

[badlydisarmed]

Thanks, genuinely. I'm kind of a jerk but in a normal way, rude, tactless, hard to like.

But I believe in harm reduction. Helping when you can, do no harm.

[mostdangerousbird]

Hate to tell you this, but that's Gotham nice. It's normal, but don't be surprised if you get the same back.

[badlydisarmed]

That's great news to me. The perpetually kind people freak me out.