AMBROSIA & TEA

[etrayamods]

Welcome to this week's Ambrosia & Tea - your favorite sip of scandal, secrets, and simmering drama! 👨‍👦‍👦 Eddie's Ever-Growing Brood?! Word on the street is that Eddie has adopted not one, but two new children! Single parenthood is already a challenge, but three kids in total? Someone give this man a medal—and maybe a nanny! How is he keeping up with three mouths to feed, and interdimensional crises?! And are we really sure they're Eddie's kids? After all, there is his twin brother! ⚔️ Battle of the Brothers: Love & War! The twin showdown has reached boiling point—but what's really fueling the fire? Maybe it's the kiss between Furiosa and Eddie! The brothers are at each other's throats, and some say it's all over love. Messy. We love it. 👽 Jealousy Goes Interstellar Oh, and let’s not forget Eddie's otherworldly boyfriend, who had a very spicy take on the situation: "Eddie is mine. Anyone who wants him has to get through me, bitch." Yikes. That's.. possessive. This love triangle just went full cosmic horror. 🦸‍♂️ Death Becomes Superman? Apparently Superman "killed" his sister once? (She got better, but still!!) Holidays at the Guerra household must be a blast. ☠️ Killer Instinct: Accelerator Edition According to Accelerator's disturbingly detailed memories, the guy is... a serial killer?? But that hasn't stopped him from becoming an indestructible legend in the Colosseum! Sources claim he’s got some kind of force field. Shield? Maybe just main character energy? ⚠️ Echoes Glitched?! Mayuko's Memory Mayhem Things got weird during the "Echoes of the Past" challenge. Mayuko’s memory manifested in a way it never has before - like the simulation knew it was being watched. No harm done this time, but watch out, future memory-runners. You might end up starring in a horror reboot. In fact, the memory was so intense that the console needed immediate repairs. We’ve seen tech trouble before, but this? This was spicy. 🔥 That’s Not in the Program! ...Did that lady just become a fireball?? What else is hiding under those bright smiles? Pyrokinesis, probably. Too bad we don't have the time for a Phoenix plot line! 🔫 Who is the Red Hood? Gun expert. Dangerous mystery man. Whacky sitcom middle child?! After showing off some truly deadly skills, the Red Hood surprised viewers with his softer side. Soft-hearted protector or hardened vigilante? Por qué no los dos? 🎭 Jayce: Heroic Underdog or Colosseum Saboteur? He keeps losing to opponents with lower point totals. Fans whisper he’s throwing matches on purpose to keep the underdogs winning. Noble? Shady? You decide. To add to the mystery, Jayce recently had a dramatic personality and appearance shift. Gone was the friendly smile—replaced with snarl, scruff, and a bad attitude. Did someone cast a glamour? Or is there a new Jayce in town? 🦇 Love Bites! The Bat & The Beast Confirmed! The Colosseum is a battlefield—but it’s also for lovers. Kirk Langstrom (yes, that Batman) and Vander have been heating up faster than a live wire in a thunderstorm. Steamier than a sauna, these two are already the hottest ship in town. But don’t let the cuddles fool you: Kirk is a vampire, and one heck of a fighter. In one challenge, he tore through the opposition like tissue paper. A charming gentleman and a ruthless warrior? Swoon. 🍵 That’s all for this sip, darlings! But remember: in Aphaia, everything is a performance... and everyone's got secrets. We'll be watching. Seen something scandalous? Know a secret no one else does? Don’t be shy—weaponize that information. Drop your hottest gossip, half-baked theories, and spicy screenshots into our comment section or our inbox like the messy little agent of chaos we know you are. No promises of confidentiality. No moral high ground. Just vibes. 🫖✨

Comments

@jinx

[jinxs]

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this place is RUINING my LIFE 🧨🧨💣💣💣💣

[cantilevers]

I probably should have warned you. Sorry and... surprise?

[jinxs]

nope nope nope nope nope

[cantilevers]

There is a reasonable explanation. I was helping a friend out hiding something personal.

[jinxs]

great job at hiding

ugh EW vander.

why are they calling you a ship

you're not that big

[cantilevers]

We did hide it, but that place exposed him through one of the events.

I'm not familiar with the lingo, so I couldn't tell you.

[If he wasn't talking his daughter, he might have made a big dick joke. He'd spare her because he cared.]

[jinxs]

unless you kiss silco

i never wanna know about what you do aside from being my dad ever again

[cantilevers]

I would rather kiss a razorfin.

Okay, my lips are sealed. I will tell you nothing but how much my daughter you are. And how proud I am of you.

[jinxs]

don't wanna know what you're into what did i just say

too much too much. it's gonna go out on the news.

VANDER, PROUD OF TERRORISTIC DAUGHTER, HORROR OF PILTOVER

[cantilevers]

Fine, tell me what you're into. I don't mind.

You're my daughter, so yes I'm proud. That doesn't mean you get a pass to be a menace.

[ascarylady]

[ don't get involved don't get involved just ignore this entire gossip rag, but also? ]

She's into nerds.

[ Sevika can't pass up a single chance to make fun of Jinx. Sorry. ]

[cantilevers]

[You've just momentarily become his favourite person.]

Not a surprise. You got a name to go with that information?

[ascarylady]

Nope. I just know what type I've had to chase off in the past.

[cantilevers]

You had to chase them off? Come on, she would eat them alive with their shy little shuffling and awkward intellectual blurting.

[ascarylady]

[ Or chased them off by being crazy, but she isn't writing that. ]

Didn't matter. Did it anyway.

cw: torture mention

[cantilevers]

Did you skin them alive in a dank basement if they persisted?

[jinxs]

and you mind your business

[cantilevers]

Oh so there is a special someone!

[jinxs]

i should have shot you
why didn't i shoot you

[cantilevers]

There's still time. Come on over and we can talk about this little nerd you're associating with over gun point.

[jinxs]

sevika shut UP

i'm gonna knock you out and tie you to the rafters AGAIN

[ascarylady]

You must be running out of ideas if that's the threat you're going with.

[jinxs]

i don't need new ideas if it works every time.

[ascarylady]

That one only worked the one time. It won't happen again.

[jinxs]

wanna bet?