AMBROSIA & TEA

[etrayamods]

Welcome to this week's Ambrosia & Tea - your favorite sip of scandal, secrets, and simmering drama! 👨‍👦‍👦 Eddie's Ever-Growing Brood?! Word on the street is that Eddie has adopted not one, but two new children! Single parenthood is already a challenge, but three kids in total? Someone give this man a medal—and maybe a nanny! How is he keeping up with three mouths to feed, and interdimensional crises?! And are we really sure they're Eddie's kids? After all, there is his twin brother! ⚔️ Battle of the Brothers: Love & War! The twin showdown has reached boiling point—but what's really fueling the fire? Maybe it's the kiss between Furiosa and Eddie! The brothers are at each other's throats, and some say it's all over love. Messy. We love it. 👽 Jealousy Goes Interstellar Oh, and let’s not forget Eddie's otherworldly boyfriend, who had a very spicy take on the situation: "Eddie is mine. Anyone who wants him has to get through me, bitch." Yikes. That's.. possessive. This love triangle just went full cosmic horror. 🦸‍♂️ Death Becomes Superman? Apparently Superman "killed" his sister once? (She got better, but still!!) Holidays at the Guerra household must be a blast. ☠️ Killer Instinct: Accelerator Edition According to Accelerator's disturbingly detailed memories, the guy is... a serial killer?? But that hasn't stopped him from becoming an indestructible legend in the Colosseum! Sources claim he’s got some kind of force field. Shield? Maybe just main character energy? ⚠️ Echoes Glitched?! Mayuko's Memory Mayhem Things got weird during the "Echoes of the Past" challenge. Mayuko’s memory manifested in a way it never has before - like the simulation knew it was being watched. No harm done this time, but watch out, future memory-runners. You might end up starring in a horror reboot. In fact, the memory was so intense that the console needed immediate repairs. We’ve seen tech trouble before, but this? This was spicy. 🔥 That’s Not in the Program! ...Did that lady just become a fireball?? What else is hiding under those bright smiles? Pyrokinesis, probably. Too bad we don't have the time for a Phoenix plot line! 🔫 Who is the Red Hood? Gun expert. Dangerous mystery man. Whacky sitcom middle child?! After showing off some truly deadly skills, the Red Hood surprised viewers with his softer side. Soft-hearted protector or hardened vigilante? Por qué no los dos? 🎭 Jayce: Heroic Underdog or Colosseum Saboteur? He keeps losing to opponents with lower point totals. Fans whisper he’s throwing matches on purpose to keep the underdogs winning. Noble? Shady? You decide. To add to the mystery, Jayce recently had a dramatic personality and appearance shift. Gone was the friendly smile—replaced with snarl, scruff, and a bad attitude. Did someone cast a glamour? Or is there a new Jayce in town? 🦇 Love Bites! The Bat & The Beast Confirmed! The Colosseum is a battlefield—but it’s also for lovers. Kirk Langstrom (yes, that Batman) and Vander have been heating up faster than a live wire in a thunderstorm. Steamier than a sauna, these two are already the hottest ship in town. But don’t let the cuddles fool you: Kirk is a vampire, and one heck of a fighter. In one challenge, he tore through the opposition like tissue paper. A charming gentleman and a ruthless warrior? Swoon. 🍵 That’s all for this sip, darlings! But remember: in Aphaia, everything is a performance... and everyone's got secrets. We'll be watching. Seen something scandalous? Know a secret no one else does? Don’t be shy—weaponize that information. Drop your hottest gossip, half-baked theories, and spicy screenshots into our comment section or our inbox like the messy little agent of chaos we know you are. No promises of confidentiality. No moral high ground. Just vibes. 🫖✨

Comments

text | un: @mason

[ingestion]

this has to be the stupidest thing I've ever read.

( heather of course is still quite cranky about the whole affair but given her own secrets weren't put on blast, she has a bit more incentive to bitch about this. )

@nightmoves

[venatoris]

sure is

[maximumlegend]

i mean it seems par for the course for this sort of place doesn't it

@jinx

[jinxs]

()

this place is RUINING my LIFE 🧨🧨💣💣💣💣

[cantilevers]

I probably should have warned you. Sorry and... surprise?

@romano

[badlydisarmed]

will trade water and medical attention for popcorn

[ascarylady]

Whiskey's a better choice.

[ Guess who has two arms and packed equal parts water and alcohol? That's right. It's Sevika. ]

text | un: none

[theroadwarrior]

Oh fuck off

[badlydisarmed]

is it weird that your double has more game than you?

text. | un: laura

[shoplifter]

What does adopted mean?
I think the Tea is wrong, I'm not his child.
He just threw me around and I stabbed people for him.

[this does not sound like father material oh no]

UN: LethalProtector

[decodex]

Hey.
Laura.
Buddy.

Let’s not talk about stabbing people on the network.
Or adults throwing children.

Or, really, me at all.

text. | un: agonyuncle

[fatedfinality]

Adopted means when someone takes you in and cares for you like you are their child, even if you're actually not.

If you're willing to stab people for him though, I think the Tea might actually be right.

[ What an adorable little violent lady. ]

text | un: spider-man

[keepitgoing]

FINALLY THE TABLOIDS AREN'T ABOUT ME 😭😭😭😭😭

text | un: @mason

[ingestion]

hey something we can both agree on.

text » un: HELLION

[vexant]

I could fix that for you

UN: LethalProtector

[decodex]

CLOUTLESS LOSER!!!

un: MAXIMUMLEGEND

[maximumlegend]

do you really think they would be about YOU if they are not even about ME???

text; @jaycetalis

[hexcope]

HOAX.

[Someone needs to call it that, or people might think these were all true.]

@jinx

[jinxs]

hah.

un: superman | text

[sonofzod]

Whoever told you this should get their facts straight.

un: R.H. | Text

[leastdramatic]

Pretty sure this place doesn't give a shit about that

UN:definecat

[definecat]

How dare they forget that I, too am one of Eddie's kids. Well sort of.

UN: LethalProtector

[decodex]

Yeah, I don’t know how they could’ve missed that.

I mean, you’ve got the aura of a small army.

un: boltcutters, ignore that i'm reposting because of a huge typo lol

[imperatour]

They're not fighting over me.
Leave me out of this.

[ The indignity!! ]

[theroadwarrior]

Hey
Leave me out of this, too

[If you get a pass, he gets a pass. It's basic courtesy.]

UN: Manny | Voice to Text

[bigpoofymammoth]

[Upon seeing this miserable excuse of a "report", Manny couldn't help but stare. It lasts for about five minutes straight before he gives out his only response.]

...

What did I just read?

un: firefist

[donfire]

Wow this is a lot of gossip?!

congrats to the kids on their new dad though! That's always nice.

And point me to this fire lady?

text | un: @mason

[ingestion]

please tell me you aren't trying to hook up on a gossip post

text; un: appleaday

[saudades]

i've seen better tea at starbucks, honestly
4/10 for effort i guess

un; nightmoves

[venatoris]

starbies has tea?