AMBROSIA & TEA

[etrayamods]

Welcome to this week's Ambrosia & Tea - your favorite sip of scandal, secrets, and simmering drama! 👨‍👦‍👦 Eddie's Ever-Growing Brood?! Word on the street is that Eddie has adopted not one, but two new children! Single parenthood is already a challenge, but three kids in total? Someone give this man a medal—and maybe a nanny! How is he keeping up with three mouths to feed, and interdimensional crises?! And are we really sure they're Eddie's kids? After all, there is his twin brother! ⚔️ Battle of the Brothers: Love & War! The twin showdown has reached boiling point—but what's really fueling the fire? Maybe it's the kiss between Furiosa and Eddie! The brothers are at each other's throats, and some say it's all over love. Messy. We love it. 👽 Jealousy Goes Interstellar Oh, and let’s not forget Eddie's otherworldly boyfriend, who had a very spicy take on the situation: "Eddie is mine. Anyone who wants him has to get through me, bitch." Yikes. That's.. possessive. This love triangle just went full cosmic horror. 🦸‍♂️ Death Becomes Superman? Apparently Superman "killed" his sister once? (She got better, but still!!) Holidays at the Guerra household must be a blast. ☠️ Killer Instinct: Accelerator Edition According to Accelerator's disturbingly detailed memories, the guy is... a serial killer?? But that hasn't stopped him from becoming an indestructible legend in the Colosseum! Sources claim he’s got some kind of force field. Shield? Maybe just main character energy? ⚠️ Echoes Glitched?! Mayuko's Memory Mayhem Things got weird during the "Echoes of the Past" challenge. Mayuko’s memory manifested in a way it never has before - like the simulation knew it was being watched. No harm done this time, but watch out, future memory-runners. You might end up starring in a horror reboot. In fact, the memory was so intense that the console needed immediate repairs. We’ve seen tech trouble before, but this? This was spicy. 🔥 That’s Not in the Program! ...Did that lady just become a fireball?? What else is hiding under those bright smiles? Pyrokinesis, probably. Too bad we don't have the time for a Phoenix plot line! 🔫 Who is the Red Hood? Gun expert. Dangerous mystery man. Whacky sitcom middle child?! After showing off some truly deadly skills, the Red Hood surprised viewers with his softer side. Soft-hearted protector or hardened vigilante? Por qué no los dos? 🎭 Jayce: Heroic Underdog or Colosseum Saboteur? He keeps losing to opponents with lower point totals. Fans whisper he’s throwing matches on purpose to keep the underdogs winning. Noble? Shady? You decide. To add to the mystery, Jayce recently had a dramatic personality and appearance shift. Gone was the friendly smile—replaced with snarl, scruff, and a bad attitude. Did someone cast a glamour? Or is there a new Jayce in town? 🦇 Love Bites! The Bat & The Beast Confirmed! The Colosseum is a battlefield—but it’s also for lovers. Kirk Langstrom (yes, that Batman) and Vander have been heating up faster than a live wire in a thunderstorm. Steamier than a sauna, these two are already the hottest ship in town. But don’t let the cuddles fool you: Kirk is a vampire, and one heck of a fighter. In one challenge, he tore through the opposition like tissue paper. A charming gentleman and a ruthless warrior? Swoon. 🍵 That’s all for this sip, darlings! But remember: in Aphaia, everything is a performance... and everyone's got secrets. We'll be watching. Seen something scandalous? Know a secret no one else does? Don’t be shy—weaponize that information. Drop your hottest gossip, half-baked theories, and spicy screenshots into our comment section or our inbox like the messy little agent of chaos we know you are. No promises of confidentiality. No moral high ground. Just vibes. 🫖✨

Comments

[keepitgoing]

That's cool. I don't think we have anything like that back home?
I've never met an X-Man, but maybe they'll happen soon...

Are you not the cool, surly one?
Or to you just mean I'm reminding you of the concept of swirlies and it's making your fingers itch?

[vexant]

Never met an X-Man?
How behind are you?

( he is the cool, surly one. but he's not saying that. )

[keepitgoing]

Uuuuh... Behind??
I'm from late 2024. How about you?

[vexant]

( how dare you bring years into the equation. this is marvel. there are no years. only trauma. )

2020
There's a whole island populated by mutants
"Spider-man" taught a class at the school that went up not long before we moved

[keepitgoing]

Sorry, man... I've never heard of mutants or a school for them before I showed up here.
But if there's one thing I learned, it's that our superhero thing is pretty new compared to other universes. And super limited. But maybe not as limited as other Spideys? I met two of me who didn't even know other heroes existed outside of them.

[vexant]

Who have you got?

[keepitgoing]

Right now? Let me think.
There's Thor and Hulk, though I'm not 100% sure where they're at rn.
And there's the Guardians, and Hawkeye and Ant-Man and the Wasp... Scarlet Witch and Cap. But not Steve, Steve's older and retired, it's Sam Wilson now. And there's Dr. Strange, he's still doing this thing. Captain Marvel's out there doing stuff in space I think...
Oh! There's a dude named Daredevil, too. He's very NYC-focused though.
I'm sure there's people I'm missing, but I can barely keep track of Spider-Man. 🤔

[vexant]

( ugh.

avengers. )

So, barely anyone
I'll take that as you being behind anyway

[keepitgoing]

I definitely feel behind every time I talk to someone from another universe, so that checks out.

Other than cap, 'heroes' have only really been active since... 2008? And the Avengers got together in 2012.

[vexant]

( sorry for your sucky hero teams, spider-man. )

I guess it could be worse

[keepitgoing]

Half of them were super dead not very long ago thanks to a genocidal purple guy.
so yeah, totally could be worse.

[vexant]

Which genocidal purple guy?

( peter this does not help julian figure it out at all. )

[keepitgoing]

Thanos.
… But you’re making me real nervous for the future.

[vexant]

If it makes you feel better, it's been a long time since I've heard that name.

[keepitgoing]

Man.
I'd like it to be a long time since I heard that name too.
Unfortunately, he really screwed my world up. Half the universe wiped out for five years. Ripple effects, you know? Even if it finally got undone recently.
It sucks knowing there's more where he came from.

[vexant]

Five YEARS?

( that's new. last julian heard, it was like five seconds. )

[keepitgoing]

oh





Was that not your problem too?

[vexant]

No, man
Or, yeah, but it was like maybe a minute
Not YEARS

( like the avengers suck but this poor spider's avengers must really suck. )

1/2

[keepitgoing]

????
A MINUTE?????????
How do you solve erasing half the universe in a minute????????
The stones got completely destroyed after the Snap!

[keepitgoing]

Tony had to invent TIME TRAVEL

1/2

[vexant]

[vexant]

I almost feel sorry for you
Almost

[keepitgoing]

You should

my date of birth doesn't even match my age anymore. :/

cw: child murder, the bus incident

[vexant]

Yeah, well
We had almost our entire school killed by anti-mutant extremists who shot a missile at a bus full of unarmed and depowered kids and they're just now, over half a decade later, being brought back so like
Not that new of a problem or that weird

julian just brings all the fun vibes, 10/10

[keepitgoing]

Oh wow
that's...
not as funny as getting carded at bodegas.

Sorry man.