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etraya2025-04-07 12:59 pm
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AMBROSIA & TEA
| Welcome to this week's Ambrosia & Tea - your favorite sip of scandal, secrets, and simmering drama! 👨👦👦 Eddie's Ever-Growing Brood?! Word on the street is that Eddie has adopted not one, but two new children! Single parenthood is already a challenge, but three kids in total? Someone give this man a medal—and maybe a nanny! How is he keeping up with three mouths to feed, and interdimensional crises?! And are we really sure they're Eddie's kids? After all, there is his twin brother! ⚔️ Battle of the Brothers: Love & War! The twin showdown has reached boiling point—but what's really fueling the fire? Maybe it's the kiss between Furiosa and Eddie! The brothers are at each other's throats, and some say it's all over love. Messy. We love it. 👽 Jealousy Goes Interstellar Oh, and let’s not forget Eddie's otherworldly boyfriend, who had a very spicy take on the situation: "Eddie is mine. Anyone who wants him has to get through me, bitch." Yikes. That's.. possessive. This love triangle just went full cosmic horror. 🦸♂️ Death Becomes Superman? Apparently Superman "killed" his sister once? (She got better, but still!!) Holidays at the Guerra household must be a blast. ☠️ Killer Instinct: Accelerator Edition According to Accelerator's disturbingly detailed memories, the guy is... a serial killer?? But that hasn't stopped him from becoming an indestructible legend in the Colosseum! Sources claim he’s got some kind of force field. Shield? Maybe just main character energy? ⚠️ Echoes Glitched?! Mayuko's Memory Mayhem Things got weird during the "Echoes of the Past" challenge. Mayuko’s memory manifested in a way it never has before - like the simulation knew it was being watched. No harm done this time, but watch out, future memory-runners. You might end up starring in a horror reboot. In fact, the memory was so intense that the console needed immediate repairs. We’ve seen tech trouble before, but this? This was spicy. 🔥 That’s Not in the Program! ...Did that lady just become a fireball?? What else is hiding under those bright smiles? Pyrokinesis, probably. Too bad we don't have the time for a Phoenix plot line! 🔫 Who is the Red Hood? Gun expert. Dangerous mystery man. Whacky sitcom middle child?! After showing off some truly deadly skills, the Red Hood surprised viewers with his softer side. Soft-hearted protector or hardened vigilante? Por qué no los dos? 🎭 Jayce: Heroic Underdog or Colosseum Saboteur? He keeps losing to opponents with lower point totals. Fans whisper he’s throwing matches on purpose to keep the underdogs winning. Noble? Shady? You decide. To add to the mystery, Jayce recently had a dramatic personality and appearance shift. Gone was the friendly smile—replaced with snarl, scruff, and a bad attitude. Did someone cast a glamour? Or is there a new Jayce in town? 🦇 Love Bites! The Bat & The Beast Confirmed! The Colosseum is a battlefield—but it’s also for lovers. Kirk Langstrom (yes, that Batman) and Vander have been heating up faster than a live wire in a thunderstorm. Steamier than a sauna, these two are already the hottest ship in town. But don’t let the cuddles fool you: Kirk is a vampire, and one heck of a fighter. In one challenge, he tore through the opposition like tissue paper. A charming gentleman and a ruthless warrior? Swoon. 🍵 That’s all for this sip, darlings! But remember: in Aphaia, everything is a performance... and everyone's got secrets. We'll be watching. Seen something scandalous? Know a secret no one else does? Don’t be shy—weaponize that information. Drop your hottest gossip, half-baked theories, and spicy screenshots into our comment section or our inbox like the messy little agent of chaos we know you are. No promises of confidentiality. No moral high ground. Just vibes. 🫖✨ |
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There's Thor and Hulk, though I'm not 100% sure where they're at rn.
And there's the Guardians, and Hawkeye and Ant-Man and the Wasp... Scarlet Witch and Cap. But not Steve, Steve's older and retired, it's Sam Wilson now. And there's Dr. Strange, he's still doing this thing. Captain Marvel's out there doing stuff in space I think...
Oh! There's a dude named Daredevil, too. He's very NYC-focused though.
I'm sure there's people I'm missing, but I can barely keep track of Spider-Man. 🤔
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avengers. )
So, barely anyone
I'll take that as you being behind anyway
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Other than cap, 'heroes' have only really been active since... 2008? And the Avengers got together in 2012.
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I guess it could be worse
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so yeah, totally could be worse.
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( peter this does not help julian figure it out at all. )
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… But you’re making me real nervous for the future.
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I'd like it to be a long time since I heard that name too.
Unfortunately, he really screwed my world up. Half the universe wiped out for five years. Ripple effects, you know? Even if it finally got undone recently.
It sucks knowing there's more where he came from.
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( that's new. last julian heard, it was like five seconds. )
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Was that not your problem too?
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Or, yeah, but it was like maybe a minute
Not YEARS
( like the avengers suck but this poor spider's avengers must really suck. )
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A MINUTE?????????
How do you solve erasing half the universe in a minute????????
The stones got completely destroyed after the Snap!
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1/2
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Almost
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my date of birth doesn't even match my age anymore. :/
cw: child murder, the bus incident
We had almost our entire school killed by anti-mutant extremists who shot a missile at a bus full of unarmed and depowered kids and they're just now, over half a decade later, being brought back so like
Not that new of a problem or that weird
julian just brings all the fun vibes, 10/10
that's...
not as funny as getting carded at bodegas.
Sorry man.
sorry about his everything
Just when you think things can't get worse, life finds a way
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People can really suck.
But you said they were brought back to life? So things are better? Ish?
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