AMBROSIA & TEA

[etrayamods]

Welcome to this week's Ambrosia & Tea - your favorite sip of scandal, secrets, and simmering drama! 👨‍👦‍👦 Eddie's Ever-Growing Brood?! Word on the street is that Eddie has adopted not one, but two new children! Single parenthood is already a challenge, but three kids in total? Someone give this man a medal—and maybe a nanny! How is he keeping up with three mouths to feed, and interdimensional crises?! And are we really sure they're Eddie's kids? After all, there is his twin brother! ⚔️ Battle of the Brothers: Love & War! The twin showdown has reached boiling point—but what's really fueling the fire? Maybe it's the kiss between Furiosa and Eddie! The brothers are at each other's throats, and some say it's all over love. Messy. We love it. 👽 Jealousy Goes Interstellar Oh, and let’s not forget Eddie's otherworldly boyfriend, who had a very spicy take on the situation: "Eddie is mine. Anyone who wants him has to get through me, bitch." Yikes. That's.. possessive. This love triangle just went full cosmic horror. 🦸‍♂️ Death Becomes Superman? Apparently Superman "killed" his sister once? (She got better, but still!!) Holidays at the Guerra household must be a blast. ☠️ Killer Instinct: Accelerator Edition According to Accelerator's disturbingly detailed memories, the guy is... a serial killer?? But that hasn't stopped him from becoming an indestructible legend in the Colosseum! Sources claim he’s got some kind of force field. Shield? Maybe just main character energy? ⚠️ Echoes Glitched?! Mayuko's Memory Mayhem Things got weird during the "Echoes of the Past" challenge. Mayuko’s memory manifested in a way it never has before - like the simulation knew it was being watched. No harm done this time, but watch out, future memory-runners. You might end up starring in a horror reboot. In fact, the memory was so intense that the console needed immediate repairs. We’ve seen tech trouble before, but this? This was spicy. 🔥 That’s Not in the Program! ...Did that lady just become a fireball?? What else is hiding under those bright smiles? Pyrokinesis, probably. Too bad we don't have the time for a Phoenix plot line! 🔫 Who is the Red Hood? Gun expert. Dangerous mystery man. Whacky sitcom middle child?! After showing off some truly deadly skills, the Red Hood surprised viewers with his softer side. Soft-hearted protector or hardened vigilante? Por qué no los dos? 🎭 Jayce: Heroic Underdog or Colosseum Saboteur? He keeps losing to opponents with lower point totals. Fans whisper he’s throwing matches on purpose to keep the underdogs winning. Noble? Shady? You decide. To add to the mystery, Jayce recently had a dramatic personality and appearance shift. Gone was the friendly smile—replaced with snarl, scruff, and a bad attitude. Did someone cast a glamour? Or is there a new Jayce in town? 🦇 Love Bites! The Bat & The Beast Confirmed! The Colosseum is a battlefield—but it’s also for lovers. Kirk Langstrom (yes, that Batman) and Vander have been heating up faster than a live wire in a thunderstorm. Steamier than a sauna, these two are already the hottest ship in town. But don’t let the cuddles fool you: Kirk is a vampire, and one heck of a fighter. In one challenge, he tore through the opposition like tissue paper. A charming gentleman and a ruthless warrior? Swoon. 🍵 That’s all for this sip, darlings! But remember: in Aphaia, everything is a performance... and everyone's got secrets. We'll be watching. Seen something scandalous? Know a secret no one else does? Don’t be shy—weaponize that information. Drop your hottest gossip, half-baked theories, and spicy screenshots into our comment section or our inbox like the messy little agent of chaos we know you are. No promises of confidentiality. No moral high ground. Just vibes. 🫖✨

Comments

[jinxs]

backalley, left, left, right, left, ahead.

no you don't you dress like the most pompous guy in all of runeterra.

[hexcope]

Nope. I'm not falling for that.

You haven't met Salo then. I'm wearing essentially a school uniform and a jacket.

[jinxs]

you know why not?

course i haven't met salo, talis, my invitation to speak to the council is floating in the river

[hexcope]

Obvious trick.

I don't know what you mean.

[jinxs]

obvious trick, and yet, wow, not coming to see me because?

ugh you are no fun.

[hexcope]

Could it be:
A. You've threatened to shoot me before, and now that I know your pistol houses a gemstone, I wouldn't just be shot by a bullet, but a concentrated blast of magical energy?
B. We aren't friends.
C. Both.

[jinxs]

a. chicken.
b. thank god.
c. chicken.

[hexcope]

Do you really think name-calling is going to work?

[jinxs]

if you can come and blast my great fashion sense, i get to tell you my feelings too, golden boy

you used to be fun. horrified. where did we go wrong

[hexcope]

You can say it all you want. It's not going to get a rise out of me.

Easier to be afraid of an unknown factor. Like it or not, at this point I know more about you than you probably know about me.

[jinxs]

right. you think you know anything
course you do
sure you do champ

you know sooooooooo much about me.

(BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[hexcope]

I'll do you the favor of not saying it all in public.

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