AMBROSIA & TEA

[etrayamods]

Welcome to this week's Ambrosia & Tea - your favorite sip of scandal, secrets, and simmering drama! 👨‍👦‍👦 Eddie's Ever-Growing Brood?! Word on the street is that Eddie has adopted not one, but two new children! Single parenthood is already a challenge, but three kids in total? Someone give this man a medal—and maybe a nanny! How is he keeping up with three mouths to feed, and interdimensional crises?! And are we really sure they're Eddie's kids? After all, there is his twin brother! ⚔️ Battle of the Brothers: Love & War! The twin showdown has reached boiling point—but what's really fueling the fire? Maybe it's the kiss between Furiosa and Eddie! The brothers are at each other's throats, and some say it's all over love. Messy. We love it. 👽 Jealousy Goes Interstellar Oh, and let’s not forget Eddie's otherworldly boyfriend, who had a very spicy take on the situation: "Eddie is mine. Anyone who wants him has to get through me, bitch." Yikes. That's.. possessive. This love triangle just went full cosmic horror. 🦸‍♂️ Death Becomes Superman? Apparently Superman "killed" his sister once? (She got better, but still!!) Holidays at the Guerra household must be a blast. ☠️ Killer Instinct: Accelerator Edition According to Accelerator's disturbingly detailed memories, the guy is... a serial killer?? But that hasn't stopped him from becoming an indestructible legend in the Colosseum! Sources claim he’s got some kind of force field. Shield? Maybe just main character energy? ⚠️ Echoes Glitched?! Mayuko's Memory Mayhem Things got weird during the "Echoes of the Past" challenge. Mayuko’s memory manifested in a way it never has before - like the simulation knew it was being watched. No harm done this time, but watch out, future memory-runners. You might end up starring in a horror reboot. In fact, the memory was so intense that the console needed immediate repairs. We’ve seen tech trouble before, but this? This was spicy. 🔥 That’s Not in the Program! ...Did that lady just become a fireball?? What else is hiding under those bright smiles? Pyrokinesis, probably. Too bad we don't have the time for a Phoenix plot line! 🔫 Who is the Red Hood? Gun expert. Dangerous mystery man. Whacky sitcom middle child?! After showing off some truly deadly skills, the Red Hood surprised viewers with his softer side. Soft-hearted protector or hardened vigilante? Por qué no los dos? 🎭 Jayce: Heroic Underdog or Colosseum Saboteur? He keeps losing to opponents with lower point totals. Fans whisper he’s throwing matches on purpose to keep the underdogs winning. Noble? Shady? You decide. To add to the mystery, Jayce recently had a dramatic personality and appearance shift. Gone was the friendly smile—replaced with snarl, scruff, and a bad attitude. Did someone cast a glamour? Or is there a new Jayce in town? 🦇 Love Bites! The Bat & The Beast Confirmed! The Colosseum is a battlefield—but it’s also for lovers. Kirk Langstrom (yes, that Batman) and Vander have been heating up faster than a live wire in a thunderstorm. Steamier than a sauna, these two are already the hottest ship in town. But don’t let the cuddles fool you: Kirk is a vampire, and one heck of a fighter. In one challenge, he tore through the opposition like tissue paper. A charming gentleman and a ruthless warrior? Swoon. 🍵 That’s all for this sip, darlings! But remember: in Aphaia, everything is a performance... and everyone's got secrets. We'll be watching. Seen something scandalous? Know a secret no one else does? Don’t be shy—weaponize that information. Drop your hottest gossip, half-baked theories, and spicy screenshots into our comment section or our inbox like the messy little agent of chaos we know you are. No promises of confidentiality. No moral high ground. Just vibes. 🫖✨

Comments

text. | un: laura

[shoplifter]

What does adopted mean?
I think the Tea is wrong, I'm not his child.
He just threw me around and I stabbed people for him.

[this does not sound like father material oh no]

UN: LethalProtector

[decodex]

Hey.
Laura.
Buddy.

Let’s not talk about stabbing people on the network.
Or adults throwing children.

Or, really, me at all.

text » un: robin

[brat]

What did you do?

[decodex]

( this is why they don’t talk about yeeting children!!! )

Whatever you’re picturing, I guarantee it’s not that.

[brat]

Did you throw her?

[decodex]

In a sense.

[shoplifter]

But it was a very good strategy.

[why you sweatin’]

[decodex]

You know, I’m starting to think these “good” strategies of mine might not be all the good.

But we survived.
And that’s good.
Like, actually good.

[shoplifter]

This is true.

I think you need to loosen up a little when you’re fighting…
But you did very good at surviving.
I am proud of you and your friend.

[definecat]

Eddie needs to loosen up in general. V's the free spirit.

[decodex]

Hey, we're proud of you, too.
You did great out there.

It shouldn't be a habit here, though. Once we get back to Etraya, you won't have to fight like that anymore.

( ideally. their last two missions have both had things come to blows in one way or another, so eddie really shouldn't be speaking so confidently. )

un: Accelerator; text

[levelshift]

[He's watching Damian's texts with this guy.]

Hey, asshole. Don't throw kids.

[decodex]

( he’s rubbing his temples. wow, he hates this. )

While I totally understand and agree with the concern… it was a very, very controlled toss. And we were right there the whole time. And we caught her, like, two seconds later.

Please don’t get the impression that we’re just like
Indiscriminately throwing children at our enemies.

[levelshift]

Seriously? Are those bullshit excuses supposed to somehow make it okay you threw a kid at people? That's real irresponsible.

[decodex]

You know… I don’t disagree.

( he was never on team Yeet The Children, but when a child is in the air, it’s a little too late. )

text

[shoplifter]

I was fine, Axel. I told him to do it.

[Everyone acts like that's such a big deal!!]

[levelshift]

That isn't the point. Even if you asked he shouldn't have done it.

[shoplifter]

Why? I was already in the arena.

There was danger all around me.

[imperatour]

You made a kid defend you?

[decodex]

( our man is getting flames— )

I promise, it’s not what what it sounds like.

[imperatour]

Laura seems scrappy and all but

That's kinda sad.

[ The way the child endangerment seems a little tame to her. ]

text. | un: agonyuncle

[fatedfinality]

Adopted means when someone takes you in and cares for you like you are their child, even if you're actually not.

If you're willing to stab people for him though, I think the Tea might actually be right.

[ What an adorable little violent lady. ]

[shoplifter]

I stab for a lot of people. If someone needs to be.

… But Eddie is a very nice man.

I think he feels bad about it now.

[fatedfinality]

That's good to know. Sometimes, some people need a good stabbing now and again.

He probably doesn't want people to think he's making you do anything you don't want to, from the looks of it.
Or dangerous, maybe, but you seem fairly capable to me already.

[shoplifter]

It was definitely not as dangerous as they think.

And they will need to accept that we will all be in danger anyway.
All the time. Etraya has missions that have killed people before.