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Welcome to this week's Ambrosia & Tea - your favorite sip of scandal, secrets, and simmering drama!

👨‍👦‍👦 Eddie's Ever-Growing Brood?!
Word on the street is that Eddie has adopted not one, but two new children! Single parenthood is already a challenge, but three kids in total? Someone give this man a medal—and maybe a nanny! How is he keeping up with three mouths to feed, and interdimensional crises?!

And are we really sure they're Eddie's kids? After all, there is his twin brother!

⚔️ Battle of the Brothers: Love & War!
The twin showdown has reached boiling point—but what's really fueling the fire? Maybe it's the kiss between Furiosa and Eddie! The brothers are at each other's throats, and some say it's all over love. Messy. We love it.

👽 Jealousy Goes Interstellar
Oh, and let’s not forget Eddie's otherworldly boyfriend, who had a very spicy take on the situation:

"Eddie is mine. Anyone who wants him has to get through me, bitch."

Yikes. That's.. possessive. This love triangle just went full cosmic horror.

🦸‍♂️ Death Becomes Superman?
Apparently Superman "killed" his sister once? (She got better, but still!!) Holidays at the Guerra household must be a blast.

☠️ Killer Instinct: Accelerator Edition
According to Accelerator's disturbingly detailed memories, the guy is... a serial killer?? But that hasn't stopped him from becoming an indestructible legend in the Colosseum! Sources claim he’s got some kind of force field. Shield? Maybe just main character energy?

⚠️ Echoes Glitched?! Mayuko's Memory Mayhem
Things got weird during the "Echoes of the Past" challenge. Mayuko’s memory manifested in a way it never has before - like the simulation knew it was being watched. No harm done this time, but watch out, future memory-runners. You might end up starring in a horror reboot.

In fact, the memory was so intense that the console needed immediate repairs. We’ve seen tech trouble before, but this? This was spicy.

🔥 That’s Not in the Program!
...Did that lady just become a fireball?? What else is hiding under those bright smiles?

Pyrokinesis, probably. Too bad we don't have the time for a Phoenix plot line!

🔫 Who is the Red Hood?
Gun expert. Dangerous mystery man. Whacky sitcom middle child?! After showing off some truly deadly skills, the Red Hood surprised viewers with his softer side. Soft-hearted protector or hardened vigilante? Por qué no los dos?

🎭 Jayce: Heroic Underdog or Colosseum Saboteur?
He keeps losing to opponents with lower point totals. Fans whisper he’s throwing matches on purpose to keep the underdogs winning. Noble? Shady? You decide.

To add to the mystery, Jayce recently had a dramatic personality and appearance shift. Gone was the friendly smile—replaced with snarl, scruff, and a bad attitude. Did someone cast a glamour? Or is there a new Jayce in town?

🦇 Love Bites! The Bat & The Beast Confirmed!
The Colosseum is a battlefield—but it’s also for lovers. Kirk Langstrom (yes, that Batman) and Vander have been heating up faster than a live wire in a thunderstorm. Steamier than a sauna, these two are already the hottest ship in town.

But don’t let the cuddles fool you: Kirk is a vampire, and one heck of a fighter. In one challenge, he tore through the opposition like tissue paper. A charming gentleman and a ruthless warrior? Swoon.

🍵 That’s all for this sip, darlings!
But remember: in Aphaia, everything is a performance... and everyone's got secrets. We'll be watching.

Seen something scandalous? Know a secret no one else does? Don’t be shy—weaponize that information. Drop your hottest gossip, half-baked theories, and spicy screenshots into our comment section or our inbox like the messy little agent of chaos we know you are. No promises of confidentiality. No moral high ground. Just vibes. 🫖✨

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FINALLY THE TABLOIDS AREN'T ABOUT ME 😭😭😭😭😭

hey something we can both agree on.

Aw man, you having issues like that, too?

Mine is a really grumpy guy on a news network that calls me a menace to society.

wait really?

what does he say? use bug spray if you catch spiderman banging at your windows?

Man, I'm really glad that I can't be killed by bug spray.

... Maybe if someone uses ENOUGH bug spray.

I don't think he likes superheroes in general. Too much vigilante justice, I guess? Stuff like that. But heroes DID totally stop aliens from destroying NYC more than once, so he should be a little more fair.

I mean how much financial damage are you guys causing?

not to be a drag but maybe he's just pissed about his favorite pizza place getting blown up every week. but it does sound like you guys have done a lot for new york which brings me back to my point—

you should be more careful you know? you're starting to grow on me bug boy.

Hey!

... We don't blow up as much stuff as the aliens do!

But that's fair. I'm working on limiting how many walls I crash through.
............ Will I grow on you less if I say that technically spiders aren't bugs?

fair enough, and you guys do seem to be helping. that is if you're telling the truth...for all I know you could be lying.

and yeah yeah listen, I didn't pay attention in school to that stuff. sorry.