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[fourthwalled]

[Wade pops up on screen in all his scarred glory, looking very excited about something.] Alright, listen up motherfuckers! I have a very important announcement! Way more important than our next mission or who's banging who-- although you feel free to give me that hot goss if you've got it.

We have a new arrival. She's the bestest girl and I expect you all to give her all the treats and kisses she wants! Be fair warned, she uses tongue. A LOT OF IT.

[Wade brings a dog into screen. But not just any dog. A dog that is so ugly she's adorable. At least, to him, she is! Mostly hairless, a long ass tongue that won't stay in her mouth, and bulging eyes. And yes, she's wearing a Deadpool uniform.]

Meet Dogpool! Mary Puppins!

Comments

[donfire]

It's cool someone else you know uses it! I'm not a teenager but I did make the name when I was one!

What's a prison wallet?

Awesome! I'll go find you one of these days!

[fourthwalled]

So, do you have fire powers? Or just a massive case of carpal tunnel?

Oh, it's just a very fancy wallet that anyone in jail gets.
You should ask the next criminal you meet who's been to prison what they kept in theirs.

I look forward to it!