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Hello.

How are you all doing? [ A beat. ] Actually, you all know I don't care so let's ignore that question, hm?

So, who would like to have their fortune, romantic future, or whatever told?

I know, I know... tarot is still a [ Longer pause. ] hobby of mine, but one you get to reap the rewards of today.

Fun, right?

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There's a lot of different kinds, but some are...I remember there was a gigantic toad with bat wings, and a huge four-eyed grey creature covered in scales, feathers, and fur, with a head like an alligator combined with a wolf...then there was a giant eagle with some sort of tendrils growing between its scales...

Hm, I suppose I have to relent and say you are right.

They do sound just like dangerous animals than monsters.

Are there animals like that where you're from as well?

No, but I have seen monsters.

Creatures that I honestly wouldn't be able to describe. Which is unfortunate, but sometimes life just doesn't give enough descriptive words.

Were they that strange? Maybe drawing them would be easier.

Strange is one way to put them.

And I don't think that'd be helpful -- I'm a terrible artist.

That's fair. I haven't tried drawing anything before, myself.

So... sorry again at being unable to describe what they look like other than monstrous.

As I said, I understand that is unhelpful.

It's alright. There isn't really any need for me to know what they look like.

Most people don't seem to like monsters, anyway.

True.

They are rather horrific and tend to want to murder.

They're usually doing it for survival...I think.

[He's like 75% sure?]

You think ... or you hope?

...I think.

They aren't usually interested in me.

Hm, that is odd...

Especially since those you described are more like animals...

It's probably because they wouldn't gain anything from eating me.

Well, they'd gain meat, I suppose?

I'm not sure they would, actually.

[Maybe he'd turn back into a mushroom?]

[ A deep breath and a louder sigh. ]

Why would you say that?

[Well, that sigh sure was impossible to miss.]

...It's not important.

[ .............. ]

No, no... let's hear it.

[If you insist...]

Most carnivores don't eat toxic mushrooms.

You're a mushroom?

That's right.

I guess there are a lot of things in the world.

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