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[badlydisarmed]

Does anyone know if the fast child-sized squirrels are dewormed? Do we need rabies vaccines? Are there any vets in town?

For those who don't know me, I'm Dr. Robert Romano. As of a few days ago I was the only non-magical medical doctor in Etraya. If that's changed please talk to me, I'm so lonely.

And I'm serious about the fast squirrels, I also got anti-flea treatments for anyone covered in fur.

Comments

[badlydisarmed]

[ He's absolutely not looking at userpics because it is funnier this way. ]

I suspect at least one of them reaches sonic or near-sonic speeds. If you don't know what that means; likely faster than the fastest vehicle you can think of.

[bluejustice]

[He has been informed by Shadow that you're actually referring to them, but he isn't going to address that yet.]

Sounds like they're pretty impressive to see in action. How sure are we that these are "squirrels" we're talking about?

[badlydisarmed]

You know the squirrels, don't you?

[bluejustice]

Can't say I do. Nor any kind of rodent, for that matter. I do know a couple of cool looking hedgehogs, though!

[badlydisarmed]

[ Now it clicks. ]

Hedgehog. All right.

You move too fast for me to really make you out.

[bluejustice]

I'd think the lack of bushy tails is a dead giveaway, but okay, you do have a point.

[badlydisarmed]

I know I'm fairly dickish, but the concern is real. How healthy are you?

[bluejustice]

I'd say I'm doing pretty great! Y'know, getting my steps in, eating my greens, staying hydrated. My body's basically a temple-- with the occasional chilidog sacrifice. [Which happens more often than not. It is a demanding God.]

[badlydisarmed]

Were you born an Earth hedgehog and then were hit by a mysterious substance that changed you?

[ He remembers the ninja turtles cartoon. ]

[bluejustice]

I mean, I have a whole color theme going on, and I used to have nunchakus at home. But no. I was born being this awesome.

[badlydisarmed]

Are you an Earth native?

[bluejustice]

I consider myself naturalized.

[badlydisarmed]

Did you get to pick which world to run to?

[bluejustice]

Nope. The ship's navigation system ran out of battery, so I just held my breath and clicked random.

[badlydisarmed]

Figures. No one would land on Earth on purpose.

[bluejustice]

Oh, c'mon. I think Earth's got a ton going for it.

Like chilidogs

Movie nights

Keanu Reeves

Cat videos

Breakfast cereal with marshmallows

Like who approved that, right?

Littleleaguebaseball!

Funny hats that serve zero practical purpose

MINI GOLF

What's up with those tiny windmills?

Pizza that shows up at your house with a call

Video games

Movies about video games

Theme parks about movies about video games

[Everyline is a message sent at fast speed. So it all goes like, ping, pingpingping!]