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[badlydisarmed]

Does anyone know if the fast child-sized squirrels are dewormed? Do we need rabies vaccines? Are there any vets in town?

For those who don't know me, I'm Dr. Robert Romano. As of a few days ago I was the only non-magical medical doctor in Etraya. If that's changed please talk to me, I'm so lonely.

And I'm serious about the fast squirrels, I also got anti-flea treatments for anyone covered in fur.

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[badlydisarmed]

It wasn't usually. But I worked in emergency medicine, the field can be many things but it's never boring.

[restingstitchface]

You miss the challenge.

[badlydisarmed]

Desperately, but I lost an arm, then died. So now I'm here wondering if I have to worry about what happens if the anthropomorphic animals carry the same diseases regular animals do.

[restingstitchface]

[Noted.]

I imagine voicing your concerns hasn't gotten you much traction. In fact, I would hazard you have gotten more backchat than anything else, especially from those in question.

[badlydisarmed]

People are mildly offended I'd suggest creatures covered in fur could get fleas, but I expected that.

[restingstitchface]

Do you suppose they expected you to give medical advice? Free advice by the way. You should charge them for anything else. Waste not, want not. Maybe then they'll appreciate it.

[badlydisarmed]

What would I charge them exactly? Everything here is free.

[restingstitchface]

Time? It is always free, but it always has a cost.