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[badlydisarmed]

Does anyone know if the fast child-sized squirrels are dewormed? Do we need rabies vaccines? Are there any vets in town?

For those who don't know me, I'm Dr. Robert Romano. As of a few days ago I was the only non-magical medical doctor in Etraya. If that's changed please talk to me, I'm so lonely.

And I'm serious about the fast squirrels, I also got anti-flea treatments for anyone covered in fur.

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im so sorry about what's happening here

[badlydisarmed]

The Karnath military wants to fuck zombies?

[will_chase_balls]

What.

No.

What are you talking about, because I think we're talking about two very different things. When you said 'really into', I'm guessing you don't mean 'appreciate for how useful it is'

Also, how do you type a question mark, because the caps lock doesn't work for that

[badlydisarmed]

There's a subculture of people who really enjoy anthropomorphic animals.

They get very creative sex-related injuries. We had a betting pool in the ER.

[will_chase_balls]

Oh.

I'm not sure I wanted to know that.

[badlydisarmed]

I didn't either but then guys wearing full mascot suits started showing up and I, unfortunately, learned about it.

I'm only passing on the curse.

[will_chase_balls]

Right. Well, I guess it's good to have a warning in case anyone's too interested in my wolfman form.

[badlydisarmed]

On the bright side, you're more likely to meet other wolfmen here than anyone who really likes mascot suits.

[will_chase_balls]

That's good to know.