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[fourthwalled]

Mission planning in the apartment rec room in one hour.

[And before you go thinking that Deadpool is taking this seriously...]

And bring Popcorn! Bonus points if you sing along to 'Magic Dance'.

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[equivo]

We are going to work some actual planning in, right?

[fourthwalled]

If we have to...
I already agreed to do something during the intermission.
One guy's going to talk about survival packs.
I've got a few tips about camping etc too, that I guess I can share.

[equivo]

Great.

I don't know that I've got much to contribute besides refreshments, but camping tips would be handy. Not really my thing, before this.

[fourthwalled]

I don't go camping for fun, usually.
But Canadian Special Forces taught me a few things before they kicked my ass out.
And before that was Boy Scouts...

[equivo]

Special Forces and a Boy Scout?

Between that and your cinema buff lore, guess this will be a cakewalk for you.

[fourthwalled]

I know right?
I'm clearly the most talented one here.
And I can't die, so even better!

[equivo]

An unkillable Boy Scout. The rest of us might as well pack it up.

Thanks for sharing your wisdom, oh immortal one.

[fourthwalled]

You really should!
Just... don't stay in the town and suffocate.
Not a fun way to go.

[equivo]

That's a thought.

Can't do it, though. Professional honour. You understand.

I also don't trust them to not start emptying out the air at the start of the maze to weed out stragglers, honestly.

[ It'd be insensitive to ask whoever this is how they know that about suffocation. They said they can't die. Krouse can take a guess. ]

[fourthwalled]

Could be. I don't know this place well enough to know how big of dicks they are.
So maybe you should at least make an effort, even if I'm gonna smoke you.

[equivo]

They had us do icebreakers day one. The murderous doubles were objectively worse, but that's the part that stuck with me.

And believe me. I'll be making an effort. Mark me down as 'disinterested in the loss condition here'.

[fourthwalled]

Murderous doubles? Do tell!

Good call. I like oxygen. It's one of my favorite things.
Next to cocaine.

[equivo]

Us, but either evil clones whipped up in a lab or us from the universe where we turned out less pleasantly than our usual sunny self. They were killing people, you had to find someone to kill them for you because we couldn't touch them ourselves, there was a specific double-killing knife you had to use. It was a mess.

[ Might as well be direct, considering the atmosphere of sharing they're apparently in. ]

I guess you could say you're an inhalation enthusiast in general.

[fourthwalled]

...in a lab.
I was already whipped up in a lab more or less.
so maybe it's for the best that i wasn't here for that.
a less sunny version of me sounds like a fucking nightmare.
it would be like Wolverine:Origins all over again.

[equivo]

Not that there's anything wrong with being whipped up in a lab, inherently.

Although I'm taking from your tone it wasn't one of those nice, ethically compliant labs with regular inspection schedules and posters of the mitosis cycle.

So. My condolences.