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[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo, new username, etc. 🌺

i'm BORED 😩 the water park is not doing for me anymore!!! i need enrichment

so. come here. tell me a problem that may or may not be real. i'll tell you how to solve it. maybe. all types of problems welcome

p.s.: i take no responsibility for your actions you decide to listen to me thats on you
p.s.2: someone tell aurora that some people are not bound by "chronological age" and thus that rule should not be applied ever again

Comments

[cantilevers]

I'm 46. Does that explain absolutely everything about me?

I'm meeting you right now, and what a pleasure this has been so far. Besides, you didn't set boundaries on the problems people could present. What subjects are your problem solving true strengths?

[sophielicious]

circa 24%.

mhm. that's true, really didn't. literally anything that isn't that i might be able to have some words of wisdom.

[cantilevers]

What is it with so many people using percentages about people? Is this a trend I wasn't aware of in Etraya?

Will you regale me with random words of wisdom so I can be enlightened?

[sophielicious]

... is it?

sure. can you think about a white bear jugging? i'll send something your way.

[cantilevers]

It's happened more than once, which seems oddly high at this point.

That sounds oddly ominous, and I'd like clarification of what you'll be sending before I do that.

[sophielicious]

i'm just going to play a song that will change your life, is all.

[cantilevers]

Where are you? I don't think there is a speaker system that can project that far.

[sophielicious]

irrelevant. telepath.

[cantilevers]

Oh.

I'm going to pass on that song, kiddo. Thanks though.

[sophielicious]

(coward!!!)

how unfortunate.

[cantilevers]

If you want to play it over speakers, I'll listen.

[sophielicious]

nah, it's not as fun.

[cantilevers]

Sorry to hear that. Thanks for the construction advice as least.

[sophielicious]

yeah. good luck with your imaginary floor.