un: @justsophie | text

[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo, new username, etc. 🌺

i'm BORED 😩 the water park is not doing for me anymore!!! i need enrichment

so. come here. tell me a problem that may or may not be real. i'll tell you how to solve it. maybe. all types of problems welcome

p.s.: i take no responsibility for your actions you decide to listen to me thats on you
p.s.2: someone tell aurora that some people are not bound by "chronological age" and thus that rule should not be applied ever again

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Text; un: hound

[cantilevers]

They wouldn't let you on the water slide either? You couldn't even reach that high of a speed.

My problem: I have to lay some tiles for flooring. The space has unevening flooring that I need to level first. What do you recommend I use for that?

[sophielicious]

fucking pathetic slide and adult area.

i recommend you use someone to do it for you and just kick back and not do it yourself.

hope i helped.

[cantilevers]

Did you try to go with someone who the bot recognizes as an adult?

It did not because I want to do it myself. The library has books thankfully.

( text | un: kell-el )

[kryptonix]

It's like they've never met a clone before.

[sophielicious]

they have. i'm not the only clone.

... wait.

[kryptonix]

Not the only clone?

Text | un: CliveRosfield

[herofhopeless]

I have something but it's a bit embarrassing. Can I DM you?

[sophielicious]

ah. absolutely, darling. go ahead

(JUICY.)

[herofhopeless]

Messaged you.

[Very.]

text | un: @mason

[ingestion]

oh yeah? you're an expert at relationships and problems now are you?

don't go into my mind for this one, but what do you do when you keep seeing someone you hate everyday and you just have to put up with it? like ignoring the blind murderous rage you might feel when you see them?

[sophielicious]

eh, i've caused several. so probably.

okay, let's go by parts. do you have to see them? and do you have to ignore it?

[ingestion]

I mean to be fair I’ve been doing my best to avoid them but I feel like I’m torn.

some of my friends think I should take the high road and forgive for my sake, and a few other of my friends think maybe I should just get revenge…

( she kinda gave away quite a bit with a few questions, hopefully sophie doesn’t pry too hard. )

Text | ScielCandide

[cache_coeur]

A good friend of mine has lost his rocks again. Have you seen any around?

[sophielicious]

describe them in excruciating detail.

[cache_coeur]

Round, with a rough surface, generally gray-ish and hard, made of some sort of stone.

text; @jaycetalis

[hexcope]

People took this one really seriously, didn't they?

[sophielicious]

and you know i am just great at the whole advice and listening thing.

just very soothing and motherly AND caring as an individual

we really are short on enrichment.

text | un: plushiecatcher

[reincarnesiac]

Here's one. Accurate threat assessments for grandmas to know if they're about to stab you in the back or not.

[sophielicious]

give them a knife, see what they're about to do with it.

text | un: cc

[bubblegumheart]

Hypothetically.

Do you know how to get rid of nightmares?

[sophielicious]

hypothetically, i surround myself with joy so they don't come. if you're theoretically having a recurring nightmare, it's hypothetical trauma, and you gotta deal with that anyway.

[ un: bluelion // text ]

[hauntedsnowfall]

What would you do if you learned an older version of yourself was flirting with one of your teammates? And, this still being you, you are very aware the only reason you would flirt, older or no, is if you had some sort of feelings for them. However, the two of you are not remotely close.

So, not only are you blindsided by evidently having lived that long, but also by this public display of flirtation.

[ Because he is trying to outpace the thoughts of his real problems from back home and this is easier to look in the eye. ]

[sophielicious]

option a. kill older self.
option b. threesome. *
option c. hook up with older self. forget the teammate, go on a journey of self-discovery.

*preferred

you guys are choosing the wrong person for relationship advice.

(Advice sponsored by a herself along a third-party. Two people to blame for this bullshit.)

[eatsnutsandkicksbutts]

hypothetical question re P.S #2

would it help if someone hypothetically snuck you into the water park to get around the 'chronological age' rule

[sophielicious]

i may have hypothetically maybe already breached containment perhaps but thank you.