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[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo, new username, etc. 🌺

i'm BORED 😩 the water park is not doing for me anymore!!! i need enrichment

so. come here. tell me a problem that may or may not be real. i'll tell you how to solve it. maybe. all types of problems welcome

p.s.: i take no responsibility for your actions you decide to listen to me thats on you
p.s.2: someone tell aurora that some people are not bound by "chronological age" and thus that rule should not be applied ever again

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[sophielicious]

oh. good for you. did you have a whole life too or did you just walk out the tube one day fully formed? just so i know the overlaps.

in that case, sounds like you have that part figured out.

[kryptonix]

No childhood, I was full grown. My parents were robots.

I'm fine with being a clone. I don't really feel I missed out.

[sophielicious]

okay. so samsies. aside from the roboparents. that one i did not have

i am fine with it too. can't say all of us are, but i myself don't care.

[kryptonix]

It's not like they did a lot of parenting. I was still their weapon.

But . . . they called me their son.

[sophielicious]

man, i feel like i'm gonna have a ton of work with you and your thinking.

welcome, new pet project.

[kryptonix]

What.

[sophielicious]

i said what i said.

[kryptonix]

I'm not anyone's project.

[sophielicious]

aren't you a weapon? sounds like a project to me.

[kryptonix]

I'm a weapon with a fixed purpose. I already have it all set up.

[sophielicious]

and here, you're a weapon with a fixed purpose on vacation.

after your mission is done then what even

[kryptonix]

I don't know. I don't think anyone's expecting me to survive it.

Just enough to get the job done.

[sophielicious]

then what? drop dead? lame.

[kryptonix]

I rather not, obviously.

But there's no guarantee.

[sophielicious]

there is no guarantee for anything. i dont know in your world, but in mine, eh, death sometimes doesnt even stick. i died like, six times.

[kryptonix]

Yeah, that doesn't happen with us. Dead stays dead. In my experience.

[sophielicious]

lame.

well, then dont die. or just dont fullfill your mission. whichever. to the goal of not dying, they are the same.

(She just likes to poke. A lot. Nevermind her.)

[kryptonix]

I really wasn't planning on it. I'm just being realistic.

[sophielicious]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

are you? are you really?

[kryptonix]

Yes?

[sophielicious]

it's a shit realism.

[kryptonix]

I'm not going to start imagining ponies and video games in my future.

[sophielicious]

... who brought up ponies what do ponies have to do with ANYTHING

videogames can be your present. priorities if you're not lame.

[kryptonix]

My current priorities are just fine.

[sophielicious]

lame. boring.