un: @justsophie | text

[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo, new username, etc. 🌺

i'm BORED 😩 the water park is not doing for me anymore!!! i need enrichment

so. come here. tell me a problem that may or may not be real. i'll tell you how to solve it. maybe. all types of problems welcome

p.s.: i take no responsibility for your actions you decide to listen to me thats on you
p.s.2: someone tell aurora that some people are not bound by "chronological age" and thus that rule should not be applied ever again

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[sophielicious]

describe them in excruciating detail.

[cache_coeur]

Round, with a rough surface, generally gray-ish and hard, made of some sort of stone.

[sophielicious]

oh, yeah, definitely seen them. in snake island. your friend should go check it out.

[cache_coeur]

Snake Island? Is that as on the nose as it sounds?

[sophielicious]

oh, yeah. it is literally how it sounds.

[cache_coeur]

How big are these snakes?

[sophielicious]

from normal to absurd. i've only been there once or twice.

[cache_coeur]

Please describe what an “absurd” size is in excruciating detail.

[sophielicious]

could wrap around a building.

i'm not a details person. hope i helped.

[cache_coeur]

You did, thank you! I commend your efforts.

[sophielicious]

it feels good to be recognized for my attention for precise, meticulous detail. i feel complete, thank you.