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[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo, new username, etc. 🌺

i'm BORED 😩 the water park is not doing for me anymore!!! i need enrichment

so. come here. tell me a problem that may or may not be real. i'll tell you how to solve it. maybe. all types of problems welcome

p.s.: i take no responsibility for your actions you decide to listen to me thats on you
p.s.2: someone tell aurora that some people are not bound by "chronological age" and thus that rule should not be applied ever again

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[cantilevers]

They wouldn't let you on the water slide either? You couldn't even reach that high of a speed.

My problem: I have to lay some tiles for flooring. The space has unevening flooring that I need to level first. What do you recommend I use for that?

[sophielicious]

fucking pathetic slide and adult area.

i recommend you use someone to do it for you and just kick back and not do it yourself.

hope i helped.

[cantilevers]

Did you try to go with someone who the bot recognizes as an adult?

It did not because I want to do it myself. The library has books thankfully.

[sophielicious]

for legal reasons, i cannot confirm whether i tried, failed, or succeeded in bypassing the law.

why would you even want to

[cantilevers]

You care about legality? Why? It's about having relatively innocent fun.

Technical challenge? Made up excuse to vaguely entertain us both for five minutes?

[sophielicious]

course i don't care it was a joke

i forgot i said it can not be real and i was concerned for your sanity, this place could not bore me into manual work.

[cantilevers]

Oh yeah, you young people and your hip 'sarcasm'.

Now I've reminded you. It wasn't real, and I can lay flooring just fine without instruction.

[sophielicious]

........ hip? how old are YOU

im assuming you've never met me or seen me otherwise it'd be very clear that i can't

[cantilevers]

I'm 46. Does that explain absolutely everything about me?

I'm meeting you right now, and what a pleasure this has been so far. Besides, you didn't set boundaries on the problems people could present. What subjects are your problem solving true strengths?

[sophielicious]

circa 24%.

mhm. that's true, really didn't. literally anything that isn't that i might be able to have some words of wisdom.

[cantilevers]

What is it with so many people using percentages about people? Is this a trend I wasn't aware of in Etraya?

Will you regale me with random words of wisdom so I can be enlightened?

[sophielicious]

... is it?

sure. can you think about a white bear jugging? i'll send something your way.

[cantilevers]

It's happened more than once, which seems oddly high at this point.

That sounds oddly ominous, and I'd like clarification of what you'll be sending before I do that.

[sophielicious]

i'm just going to play a song that will change your life, is all.

[cantilevers]

Where are you? I don't think there is a speaker system that can project that far.

[sophielicious]

irrelevant. telepath.

[cantilevers]

Oh.

I'm going to pass on that song, kiddo. Thanks though.

[sophielicious]

(coward!!!)

how unfortunate.

[cantilevers]

If you want to play it over speakers, I'll listen.

[sophielicious]

nah, it's not as fun.

[cantilevers]

Sorry to hear that. Thanks for the construction advice as least.

[sophielicious]

yeah. good luck with your imaginary floor.