un: @justsophie | text

[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo, new username, etc. 🌺

i'm BORED 😩 the water park is not doing for me anymore!!! i need enrichment

so. come here. tell me a problem that may or may not be real. i'll tell you how to solve it. maybe. all types of problems welcome

p.s.: i take no responsibility for your actions you decide to listen to me thats on you
p.s.2: someone tell aurora that some people are not bound by "chronological age" and thus that rule should not be applied ever again

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text; @jaycetalis

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People took this one really seriously, didn't they?

[sophielicious]

and you know i am just great at the whole advice and listening thing.

just very soothing and motherly AND caring as an individual

we really are short on enrichment.

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Don't you get enough of your fill of gossip when you just peer into people's heads?

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talis, my dearest flatscan. i have a quota.

and no, it is much more fun to hear what comes out of one's mouth and then what's in their skull. it's like comparing your notes to the textbook.

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I feel like I should start taking "flatscan" as an insult with the way you use it.

Creepy way to describe it.

[sophielicious]

i'll explain it later.

so, what is your glowing problem, jayce?

[hexcope]

Are you sure? It's kind of a hard one.

[sophielicious]

wow, doubting my abilities of not only capturing gossip but also solving problems?

[hexcope]

Alright, if you're sure.



[He's basically telling the nerd equivalent of a dad joke right now.]

[sophielicious]

you are SUCH a nerd.

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I know.

[HE thought it was funny.]

[sophielicious]

how are we maybe friends

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We are? I thought you were just obsessed with me.

[sophielicious]

nah, sorry, you're not nearly cute enough to get that out of me.

[hexcope]

Harsh. I didn't mean it like that anyway.

[sophielicious]

hehehehe.