un: @justsophie | text

[sophielicious]

this is sophie cuckoo, new username, etc. 🌺

i'm BORED 😩 the water park is not doing for me anymore!!! i need enrichment

so. come here. tell me a problem that may or may not be real. i'll tell you how to solve it. maybe. all types of problems welcome

p.s.: i take no responsibility for your actions you decide to listen to me thats on you
p.s.2: someone tell aurora that some people are not bound by "chronological age" and thus that rule should not be applied ever again

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text | un: plushiecatcher

[reincarnesiac]

Here's one. Accurate threat assessments for grandmas to know if they're about to stab you in the back or not.

[sophielicious]

give them a knife, see what they're about to do with it.

[reincarnesiac]

See, that would be the obvious thing. What if you add in getting shot at by someone else at the same time?

[sophielicious]

another senior citizen?

[reincarnesiac]

No, more like random aggressive twenty-something for that one.

[sophielicious]

throw the granny on the rando 20 year old. start taking bets. make a gambling fortune.

[reincarnesiac]

Sadly that would be good advice back in the situation the granny stabbing originally occurred in. Past self, take note.

[sophielicious]

your sad, sophie cuckooless life. could have been rich by now.

[reincarnesiac]

Would have meant I'd finally have my crane game arcade all to myself.

[sophielicious]

you can just ask aurora. unfortunately, there is no fortune to be made.

[reincarnesiac]

I did just ask if we can set up a plushie giveaway table for people leaving the hospital, so it'd only logical we have someplace where an enterprising person could find more. As far as fortunes, given I don't think there's an economy here for the most part, fair enough.

[sophielicious]

i'm not super sure. there are several stores, maybe you can find something in there, but it's not something i look for, so no clue.

and nope, no economy, so no fortune. 💸

[reincarnesiac]

Can't hurt to look. No better way getting familiar with a new area either.

Bartering for all if it comes down to services. Anyway, have a great rest of your day!