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[sophielicious]

hello, fellow unwilling etrayans. this is sophie cuckoo.

two things to address today. the first one is regarding NYX. if you don't know what the fuck im talking about, in charronway there's a massive building with grafitti all over and the entrance says 'all welcome'. it's our community center here in etraya, we offer homemade meals for lunch and dinner, community support and classes given by our fellow kidnapped, and a space for gatherings if you want to use it as such.

i am once more opening roles for cooks, and if you want to teach something to the community or if there's something you'd like to learn, let me know and i'll fix it in the schedule. in the mornings, you'll talk to chrissy and for our collective psychological well-being, never ever address me before 12pm, but i'm available there after that time and chrissy will tell me if you need anything prior to my soul returning to my body. i also know some of you got powers on earth, so if you need some testing grounds or help, that can be arranged too, although i want to make it clear i am a not a good teacher. you choose this at your own risk.

now that that's out of the way. part two, people. tell me what you are up to, give me your problems to solve, you guys know the drill. last time you all had such interesting insights and some of you are in dire need of therapy, but well. let's go.

i got some time to kill.

Comments

[sophielicious]

no it's just stuff i grind my teeth about but that's not even like 1/5th of my list of complaints

[maellum]

What's your biggest complaint?

[sophielicious]

money and the lack of grocery stores go on top.

[maellum]

You must have loved the mission.

[sophielicious]

the mission in which i was loaded again? yes. that part was good. i probably bought the entire planet. i brought back a whole car. so, yeah.

the rest wasn't great.

[maellum]

A whole car? Impressive. I just brought back clothes.

[sophielicious]

i did too! where do you think i put them to carry here. everyone should have stolen a car. next time.

[maellum]

If there's a next time with cars.

[sophielicious]

so far, earth was the third planet that etrayans have visited. never say never.

[maellum]

I do suddenly believe anything is possible.

[sophielicious]

let's see if anything surprises you.

[maellum]

Let's not take that as a challenge.

[sophielicious]

boring. anyway. you bringing your friend, right?

[maellum]

Yeah. He needs to get out, sometimes.

[More like Maelle needs to go out, sometimes. Don't mind the emotional support brotherdad.]

[sophielicious]

how so. come on, tell me your problems, i'll definitely give you great advice you totally will not regret.

[maellum]

His problems likely include a bent back from all the hunching over his projects that he does.

[Which is actually the least of any of their problems!]

[sophielicious]

have you tried yelling at him

[maellum]

It's not that serious.

hahaha

[sophielicious]

say that in like 30 years.

[maellum]

He would find it funny.

[What, a Gustave in his sixties? Maelle has a hard time imagining him old(er) and with a busted back, but how wonderful it would be for him to be able to experience that at all.]

[sophielicious]

is he cute? because if he's cute he'll ruin it with bad posture and then that's a waste. pass the word along.

[maellum]

[Eww!!!]

Feel free to tell him yourself if you think he's cute.

[sophielicious]

oh, i will.

thanks. i'll also tell him that posture part. i have no issues with it.

[maellum]

He's an old man. Just a warning.

[sophielicious]

define old man. also damn how old do you think i am???????