sophie "sentient man-eating barbie" cuckoo (
sophielicious) wrote in
etraya2025-08-19 10:45 am
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hello, fellow unwilling etrayans. this is sophie cuckoo.
two things to address today. the first one is regarding NYX. if you don't know what the fuck im talking about, in charronway there's a massive building with grafitti all over and the entrance says 'all welcome'. it's our community center here in etraya, we offer homemade meals for lunch and dinner, community support and classes given by our fellow kidnapped, and a space for gatherings if you want to use it as such.
i am once more opening roles for cooks, and if you want to teach something to the community or if there's something you'd like to learn, let me know and i'll fix it in the schedule. in the mornings, you'll talk to chrissy and for our collective psychological well-being, never ever address me before 12pm, but i'm available there after that time and chrissy will tell me if you need anything prior to my soul returning to my body. i also know some of you got powers on earth, so if you need some testing grounds or help, that can be arranged too, although i want to make it clear i am a not a good teacher. you choose this at your own risk.
now that that's out of the way. part two, people. tell me what you are up to, give me your problems to solve, you guys know the drill. last time you all had such interesting insights and some of you are in dire need of therapy, but well. let's go.
i got some time to kill.
two things to address today. the first one is regarding NYX. if you don't know what the fuck im talking about, in charronway there's a massive building with grafitti all over and the entrance says 'all welcome'. it's our community center here in etraya, we offer homemade meals for lunch and dinner, community support and classes given by our fellow kidnapped, and a space for gatherings if you want to use it as such.
i am once more opening roles for cooks, and if you want to teach something to the community or if there's something you'd like to learn, let me know and i'll fix it in the schedule. in the mornings, you'll talk to chrissy and for our collective psychological well-being, never ever address me before 12pm, but i'm available there after that time and chrissy will tell me if you need anything prior to my soul returning to my body. i also know some of you got powers on earth, so if you need some testing grounds or help, that can be arranged too, although i want to make it clear i am a not a good teacher. you choose this at your own risk.
now that that's out of the way. part two, people. tell me what you are up to, give me your problems to solve, you guys know the drill. last time you all had such interesting insights and some of you are in dire need of therapy, but well. let's go.
i got some time to kill.

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telepathy, and i can turn into a walkin talkin diamond
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Oh, wow! Telepathy is one a few people I know back home have, but the whole walking diamond is new. You must make incredible rainbows when the light hits you.
( ... Alex reflects that is, perhaps, rude to say. )
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oh, good, so it's not totally weird to you. nice. and i make fabulous rainbows, yeah! good catch. i don't do it a whole lot but i use it to cheat in baseball.
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Can't say I've had a lot of it aimed my way, but that's fine. Worst you're going to get if it's a poke around kind of telepathy is a lot of stupid thoughts mostly about food. ( Pretty true, because Alex does think about food more than ... probably most people on average. That and fighting. Some homesickness these days. Food's at least here. ) Hah, trust me, when you know someone with a gravity evol, you get used to creative cheating when it suits them. Is it cheating, he'd say, or is it making use of inherent skills to tactical advantage? (It's definitely still cheating.)
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also, i am not mad at that. do you know how much whining or crazy shit i hear just living my life? just thinking about bao sounds really damn nice in comparsion, and if you can remember the taste, that's even a little treat for me.
i like him. is he cute? he's valid.
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Caleb being cute? Probably? I grew up with him, I don't tend to stop and think about those things.
( 100% true. When she does stop to reflect, yeah, he's objectively attractive, it's just not personally relevant, sooo. )
And of course he's valid, he'll tell you so himself. While catching the ball from who even knows how far away and tossing it back with a flick of his fingers. So annoying! He was just as bad with basketball when we were in highschool.
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lame. let me know if he gets here, that sounds interesting for many, many reasons.
... he's perfect, though.
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Hah, sure, if Caleb shows up I'll point him out to you. Fair warning, don't give him the ego bump of ever hearing he's perfect. He'll never forget it.
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oh no worries i am not nice to men
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Hah, got it, I'll warn him then.
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Which we may all be getting a bit much of here too.
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More annoying the whole time because I could feel the stupid anomaly and never pinpoint it.
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i love money. it irritates me greatly i can't be absurdly rich here. i can't even get special treatment because they're bots. ugh
(Ugh. Not talking about the anomaly, thanks.)
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awww. i also never had a dad! twinsies.
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( When you are in no way American and do not remember all the states, though hey, she can name some of them! )
High fives! Probably? Anyway, we went surfing, great stuff.