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CHIRPER
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[twin_blade]

I'm still not convinced your wife wouldn't be better off without you, brother.

And so much for taking care of me. That offer ended pretty quickly.

[badnewsandshitlist]

Oh she probably would do exceptionally well without me, she was strong before meeting me and she will be stronger without me.

I suppose around the same time you told me to take a flying leap off a rather high mountain. I would be willing to change my answer if you will be willing to honestly believe in the matter that I was being serious about how you matter post death.

[twin_blade]

On that, you're actually right.

[ Neither of them will ever doubt Vex. ]

Maybe I matter, but I don't want to. Would you?

Would it satisfy you if your friends cried over your coffin?

[badnewsandshitlist]

No.

No, It would not satisfy me, but it would still happen.
You do not get to choose how people grieve, Vax. They will do it because they love you, not because you ask them to.

You could disappear quietly, but the world would not stay quiet for long. Vex would fill the silence just to keep it from hurting. Keyleth would turn it into wind and song. Grog would lift a drink and make it into a legend. Pike would light candles until the whole temple glowed. And Scanlan-Scanlan would turn the entire affair into a festival, loud enough to wake the gods. He would write something utterly inappropriate, perform it in questionable clothing, and make everyone laugh through their tears.

That is what love does. It refuses to stay solemn.

As for me, when my time comes, I do not want a sober funeral. I want Whitestone alive and bright. I want people drunk and happy. Let them dance. Let them tell every humiliating story they remember about me. Let Scanlan play until his hands ache and his voice cracks. Let Grog shout the toasts. Let Vex roll her eyes but stay until morning.

I will take the grief with me. That is part of the deal. If I can leave them lighter than I was, then I have done something right.

If they remember me, let it be with a smile and a song. Nothing else.

[twin_blade]

[ There's a looooong moment of silence. ]

Well, if you're done listening to yourself talk, the question asked what I wanted. What I want has nothing to do with what you prefer, Percival.

You don't have to give a shit about what I want, not that I ever expect you to. When I'm gone, the Lord and Lady of Whitestone can do whatever the fuck they want.