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[taxevasion]

So is this like Reddit, or more like Facebook? Can I change my username? Kind of weird it didn’t ask me to set up a password. What if someone steals someone else’s earpieces? Would they be able to post with their account? What if I want to make a second account for… you know. Sideblog reasons?

Comments

[sophielicious]

oh honey sideblogging really?

[taxevasion]

Yes. Really.

[sophielicious]

sideblogging about WHAT

hot places in our little bubble of nothingness horrors aside?

[taxevasion]

Sideblogging my thoughts on marine animals. Maybe also giraffes.

[sophielicious]

unsubscribed

[taxevasion]

Good, I don't want any subscribers!

[sophielicious]

subscribes and hits the bell button

[taxevasion]

This isn't even my sideblog yet! This is my main one!

[sophielicious]

figure it out dude

[taxevasion]

You're SUBSCRIBING to my MAIN blog? Stop it!

[sophielicious]

yeah but mostly to start internet fights in the comments

entertainment is hard to come by

[taxevasion]

Oh you're one of those people. Get a life! Touch grass!

[sophielicious]

have you ever heard of multitasking????

[taxevasion]

You're telling me you're outside, right now, touching grass AND posting here?

[sophielicious]

obviously.

[taxevasion]

Doubt it.

[sophielicious]

not my problem.

[taxevasion]

Looking for the block button now...

[sophielicious]

there isnt one.

1/2

[taxevasion]

[There definitely isn't one. So he'll do something else instead.]

un: justsophiesucks1000dicks

[taxevasion]

Fine.

[sophielicious]

oh that doesn't offend me

you know what that takes? skill. most bitches could never. thank you for recognizing my power. not sorry you didn't make the cut. seriously out of a 1000 dicks? that's so fucking sad for you

cw: NSFW????

[taxevasion]

Like I'd want you to suck my dick anyway! I bet you'd make a bunch of weird faces and noises when doing it!

[sophielicious]

idk look at my 1000 positive reviews and all that practice? seriously?

again, very pathetic of you. i'll put that on my tombstone! 1000 dicks, none from this one.

[vexant]

I can cut through every tendon in your body in the same second all at the same time without risking killing you.

Fuck off, dude.

And shut up Sophie.