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[taxevasion]

So is this like Reddit, or more like Facebook? Can I change my username? Kind of weird it didn’t ask me to set up a password. What if someone steals someone else’s earpieces? Would they be able to post with their account? What if I want to make a second account for… you know. Sideblog reasons?

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[taxevasion]

Four. Final offer!

[brat]

Get out more.

[taxevasion]

I dare you to find out how many people here read the newspaper.

[brat]

And put in all that effort for nothing?
No. You do it.

[taxevasion]

No, you do it! I bet you deliver newspapers, don't you? On like a little bike and everything.

[brat]

No.

[taxevasion]

Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.

[brat]

Do I look like a delivery boy to you?

Even if I had, no one in Gotham is that stupid.

[taxevasion]

Is this a trick question...

Now THAT'S not true.

[brat]

Do you want to answer it?
Careful with your words.

[taxevasion]

Do you want me to lie to you?

[brat]

No, but I want you to say it.

[taxevasion]

Well, since your name is Robin, and you have strong feelings about Gotham, you're probably THE Robin, and THE Robin still looks like a boy. Who could delivery papers.

[brat]

I'm going to kill you.

[taxevasion]

Should I tell Batman?

[brat]

Batman can't save you now.

[taxevasion]

Oh, no, he doesn't need to save me. But he should probably know his kid is killing people. That's definitely like, an adult category hobby.

[brat]

Says who?

[taxevasion]

It's kind of one of those unwritten things. Like how skateboarding as a form of trespassing is a kid crime. If an adult's trespassing via skateboarding, not only are they committing a crime, they're committing being cringe. Or like, when a forty year old is doing graffiti without a permit. Vandalism, and cringe.

Kids doing murder? That means the parent is irresponsible, and especially if it's Batman's kid doing it. If I'm dying, then I want my last words to be pointing out hypocrisy.

[brat]

Do not talk about my father like you know him. You don't.

[taxevasion]

No, you're right, I don't. But he is here. Maybe I should. If your username is "Robin" then his is probably "Batman" right?

[brat]

Batman does not bother with trivial things such as the network.

[taxevasion]

I'm gonna slide into his DMs.

[brat]

No.

[taxevasion]

Yes.