UN: JUSTSOPHIE | TEXT

[sophielicious]

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

Comments

[sophielicious]

Obviously.

[rowd]

What's your call on 'my dead best friend showed up and is significantly less dead yet still a massive asshole'?

[sophielicious]

Didn't seem to have bothered you when he was alive if he's your best friend. I literally don't see a problem?

[rowd]

The asshole bit is fine.

It's the being alive bit that's weird as hell.

[sophielicious]

... Either you're gonna have to give me context on how it's weird if it's beyond the obvious 'he is dead', or, you know. Go take him out for a beer. Be normal, man.

[rowd]

Guy was in pieces, man. You don't come back from that. Definitely not in any normal way, and he ain't normal now.

[sophielicious]

Not normal how? I mean, we have several dead people in here, so technically you do apparently? Back home that was also a possibility, I'm also former dead. Anyway, what's stopping you from telling him you want to talk again?

[rowd]

Man, you suck at this.

[sophielicious]

Thanks. So do you. Go talk to your friend.

[rowd]

And if he doesn't wanna talk?

[sophielicious]

You're making my thing of giving bullshit answers for self-entertaining really hard. Look, if he doesn't wanna talk about something important, you're just going to make it all worse by forcing him, alright? From my experience, anyway.

Just be there. He'll tell you when he's ready, and if he never is, there are other ways to be there for someone.

... Or kiss him on the mouth, or something. Show him a new videogame. I don't fucking know.

[rowd]

Video game?

[sophielicious]

Not you, too.

[rowd]

They just laying around for anyone, or what?

[sophielicious]

There's a few at NYX and there's an arcade at Rocky's.

NOT HERE.

[sow]

( seriously, sammi? )

EQUALLY NOT HERE.

[sophielicious]

(From dead asshole girlie to dead asshole bestie:

)