UN: JUSTSOPHIE | TEXT

[sophielicious]

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

Comments

audio » un: samil

[rowd]

"I'll tell you how to fix them" - what, like on the radio when people call in to bitch about their problems?

[sophielicious]

Obviously.

Text | un: XxBlackKnightxX

[pullit]

whoa what kind of demonic magic are we talkin here

[sophielicious]

im regular barbie not magic barbie. not my class, i teach ethics. you should go meet the teacher and ask her the very specifics

text | un: magik

[lingeringshadow]

Speak of the devil. Get it? Ask away.

UN: clicksandgiggles

[saychocobo]

» Uh… YEAH THAT. I REALLY need to know what kinda daemonic or demonic magic we’re talking about. However you wanna spell it 😬

voice; un: roronoa

[yourotherleft]

So you got people who know their way around swords, huh? Say I want to spar with 'em. Same deal?

[sophielicious]

Oh. You gotta ask her if she wants to, I guess? I'll tell her. Hold up.

voice | un: stendhal

[maellum]

Hi. That would be me. I'm always interested in a friendly duel.

UN: kingofthedeadpan

[demigoth]

I think 101 is for teaching people what a pommel is? Do you have advanced classes?

Do they teach how to get cacodemons to sit still for 3 minutes in demonic magic?

[sophielicious]

i don't teach it!!!! i teach ethics

is cacodemons ethical. discuss.

un: superman2

[newsbeat]

I didn't realize you moonlighted as an agony aunt.

[sophielicious]

should have made a career out of it when money was a thing. shucks

text, un: s.rogers

[pursuitofcappiness]

That sounds great. Are you open today? I'd like to stop by in the afternoon.

[ Just for general purposes. He's not much of a cook, but maybe he can teach martial arts. Or learn how to avoid demonic magic. That's what that class is about, right? ]

[sophielicious]

yeah sure come by i'm here sitting on my boss chair doing boss stuff

hold the fuck up
s rogers
like steve rogers? like captain america steve rogers?

text; un: kidomega

[querulus]

have you noticed how shit's been getting progressively worse since you started doing these

i mean correlation is not causation obviously

just interesting to note

[sophielicious]

so what youre sayin without a shred of doubt or purposefully putting words in your mouth

echo hates community

text; un: shades

[laserguy]

[He read a lot of the random ass tangents that went on and--]

so is this what my other self had to deal with on a daily basis?

[Him bringing up 616!Scott first for once? And maybe not an entirely bitchy way. Yeah it's happening.]

[sophielicious]

worse dear

remember he dealt with the three in one

text | un: magik

[lingeringshadow]

The other Scott told me I was badass and perfect every day, actually.

Text | un: sSs.H0T-D4MNT3.sSs

[nowfeaturing]

Demon magic 101? Sounds made up to me.

goddamn

[sophielicious]

what the fuck is that username

anyway we went through hella demonic things in this post already so you might want to just ping those conversations too and ask ME something else

Text | UN: tsundoku

[welcome_summer]

Just the post I was hoping to see

Dion and I were talking about Thanksgiving and harvest feasts over on Chirper, looking for a venue that could accommodate most every Etrayan. Think Nyx could fit the bill?

[sophielicious]

do you want to throw it on your own or do you need help executing it? sure.

un: ukan

[ukan]

I love to cook. How many people do you serve food to usually?

im bullshitting quantities but not the routine wheezes

[sophielicious]

We make enough for 15, 20 people? If the food is not, like, all eaten in a day, NYX people can take it home, and I also can deliver if someone asks, so it doesn't ever go to waste. I have a car.

audio; un: shigeru

[mysophobic]

I wouldn't mind helping out with any cooking you'd need done. But also a class on medical training or first aid might be useful?? Or, mm, drawing...if people would want to do something like that?

[sophielicious]

i think we're okay with three, but i'll let you know if i ever need a fourth.

i tried... i'm gonna see what i can do.

un: Sunday | voice;

[choirmaster]

We're supposed to tell our problems to a practitioner of demonic magic?

[sophielicious]

ok seems like i gotta draw this ok stay with me very difficult concept to grasp

nyx has a class with demonic shit
i run nyx

does it say i am the practitioner? no

by that logic im also a swordfighting god, a cook, and a server