sophie "sentient man-eating barbie" cuckoo (
sophielicious) wrote in
etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
UN: JUSTSOPHIE | TEXT
time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

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[It's a few minutes before Nero figures out how to text over a hastily, albeit reluctantly-taken selfie.]
idfk you be the juge!
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wait a sec did we meet somewhere already???
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wELLLLL ok brb i'm gonna go walk into the sea
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i don't mean that in a weird way i mean like literally she kicks super fuckin hard
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You're welcome to try her out with me sometime if you want but bring ice packs
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so just swords or you like guns too?
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oh yeah i don't think i caught your name before. Illyana right??
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It was a joke.
Illyana, yeah. Or Magik. Pick your poison.