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[sophielicious]

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

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[pullit]

Devil May Cry!!

it's my uncle's business but i have my own branch

the demons all rate us 1 star 🤘😎

[lingeringshadow]

Hmmm.

[she's considering!]

Your uncle's here too?

[pullit]

Yeah turns out he is, his name is Dante

if there's a pizza place you will find him there

[lingeringshadow]

Your demon-hunting uncle is named DANTE?

[pullit]

Yeah

why

[lingeringshadow]

As in, the Divine Comedy? Is that his real name?

[pullit]

[Modem noises go here.

Minutes later...]

oh yeah like that book, right! yeah that's his real name

[lingeringshadow]

Does he have badass arms/wings too?

[pullit]

kinda but not like me if that's what you're wonderin

so does my dad for that matter

[lingeringshadow]

So how did that... happen?

[pullit]

well when a human and a demon love each other very much...

[He is totally laughing to himself as he texts that.]

mostly kidding, have you ever heard of Sparda?

[lingeringshadow]

[okay well, she wasn't sure if he was gonna use the "d" word in reference to his heritage out in the open like that, but there he goes.]

Nope. Should I be happy about that?

[pullit]

[The one and only member of his family decently well-adjusted about his heritage, in fact!]

The underworld and the human world used to be the same place and i'm sure you can imagine how that went for the humans... Sparda was a demon but he turned on his own kind to protect humanity, he split the worlds apart and sealed the demons in the underworld. he even married a human woman

also turns out he's my grampa

[lingeringshadow]

So you're descended from the only cool demon to ever exist, is what you're telling me.

[pullit]

Nah not the only one just a powerful and famous one who sided with humanity

[lingeringshadow]

Are there a lot of those where you're from?

[pullit]

Well no

but humanity is a choice, it doesnt matter if your a demon or not

[lingeringshadow]

Sure, it's a choice, but that doesn't mean some aren't fighting an uphill battle.

[pullit]

oh beleeve me I know what you mean

its a choice but its not an easy one to follow thru

[lingeringshadow]

What kind of skeletons does a handsome demon hunter from a heroic lineage have to hide?

[pullit]

huh?

well i mean everybodys got their shit. i was more thinkin of people like my uncles partner. shes a full blooded demon and was created spesificly to kill him, but she chose to side with him instead and now theyr best friends

meanwhile some of the shittiest fuckheads ive ever known were all human. so in my experence it's not what you are it's how you act and how you treat people

[lingeringshadow]

Humans DO suck.

[okay, not all of them, but like... mutants have had it Rough!!!]

How does this whole part-demon thing work for you guys, exactly?

[pullit]

yeah so do demons. lots of people suck. lots of em don't too. bein a "demon" is also a choice


uhhhh what u mean like powers or what?

[lingeringshadow]

Powers, control, all of it.

[pullit]

oh i can really only speak for myself i guess, its different for my dad and uncle

i'm only a quarter but i can run fast. hit hard. rly strong. got wings now too. sposed to heal fast but still workin on that one. other stuff