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etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
sophielicious) wrote in etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
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time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
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i'm only a quarter but i can run fast. hit hard. rly strong. got wings now too. sposed to heal fast but still workin on that one. other stuff
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fuckin sucked finding all this out alone when i was a kid
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Where I'm from we have normal humans and mutants. Mutants have a quirk in their genome that gives them powers. Sometimes it's just a change in appearance, and sometimes it's more than that. Telepathy, a healing factor, super strength, energy generation, you name it. Humans really like to kill mutants.
Demons are something else. They come from one of the Hell dimensions and feed on souls and suffering. Their nature is different.
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yeah the demons we hunt aint far off from that. most of em anyway, like i said. if they show up in the human world it's generally to kill and eat humans and drink theyr blood. hence the hunting
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[this is a normal thing to say!]
So you never get a craving for a blood smoothie?
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no i dont but like i said i'm only a quarter demon... far as I know dad and Dante don't either???? but idk
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And good. That would be gross.
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if you put pizza in a milkshake Dante would be all over it but no not blood as far as i know lol
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emphasis on the old 😎
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pretty sick right?
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I thought we were cool
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really man I been calling you old since before i knew, it aint gonna change now, unkie
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WHAT your tellin me you've never even thought of trying that??
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NO ive never thought of that who in their right mind would do that to a pizza?
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pizza: good
milkshake: good
pizza milkshake:........?
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anyway we at Devil May Cry take pride and pleasure in taking care of your demon problems, you just give us a buzz and we'll be there in a flash