sophie "sentient man-eating barbie" cuckoo (
sophielicious) wrote in
etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
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time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

oh look serious-ish sophie
im mostly thinking that it sounds like something useful for someone. ask him alright?
and just show up. like i said i am not there in the mornings because i suck as a person anytime that is earlier than 12pm but showing up after that it's a given i'm there
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[Not sure how far he'll get... Dante is, how shall we say, a little sensitive and secretive about demony things sometimes. Nero's already planning to suggest they check out the center together for something to do. Some of that uncle-nephew quality time they desperately need to catch up on, perhaps.]
if he says no I got a few tricks up my sleeve too, different ones. Sounds like you can't be too prepared around here. I heard somethin about a fear monster?
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there's a lot of weird, traumatizing shit that happens here. and then there's a whole lot of fucking nothing, boring, ridiculous, so forth. so. enjoy.
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fr though I'll stop by myself for sure.
and if anything comes up that needs puttin down especially if it's demon bullshit you can call me. I'm on it. so's my uncle and my dad [ ... whether or not his dad in particular agrees to it, Nero imagines he'll pitch in it if means Nero and Dante don't get in over their heads.]
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hopefully. i don't fucking know. pretty sure demonic brain is out of my realm of understanding so i will holla for sure.
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Both of them are old fogeys who don't know how to msg of course 🙄
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those two are just fuckin old and stubborn tho, lol
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fucking stubborn, mostly, but you know
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my name's Nero, nice to meet you
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nice to meet you, nero. really
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what you mean like you can just watch her memories like a movie
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well you don't super have to look up that spesific memory really if you don't want to...... it was totally boring [and not super embarrassing...]
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(And she read what he said. So, really, he shot himself in the foot.)
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