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etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
sophielicious) wrote in etraya2025-10-25 05:18 pm
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time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.
place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.
as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.
*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.
goddamn
anyway we went through hella demonic things in this post already so you might want to just ping those conversations too and ask ME something else
not here
not here
(It’s not his fault)
[His nephew said he’d sort it for him okay? No one told him he’d need to proof read it (he definitely should have)]
I just figured id look at the demon stuff but if you want the hard hitting questions i guess ill bite.
What are you serving for lunch?
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food changes weekly so a mix of american and european dishes. do you have a favorite thing to eat? i can see if chrissy can make it. or clark.
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Wait thats not the username is it?
[NERO you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do mister!!!]
Can your girl chrissy turn out a decent pizza?
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no its worse
anyway yeah she can probably
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Worse how?
Whats her stance on olives?
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worse as in amazing, it's earth lingo, you wouldn't understand.
i can check? i'm not totally sure
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Understand or not im choosing to take that as a compliment and run with it.
Ok but this is important. Olives have no place on a pizza. Also its not a pizza unless its at least a 14 inch. Mozzarella needs to be involved. Thin crust none of this chicago bull
can she do strawberry sundaes
un: cc
Yes, I can do pizza.
I happen to like olives on pizza, but it's easy enough to leave them out.
Strawberry sundaes are easy.
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hows your meatlovers game?
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You know, I don't think I've ever made a meatlovers.
[Because she's typically fine with pepperoni and/or olives.]
Should be easy enough to work out, though. Any other requests? I might be making a list.
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[He's set in his ways, don't judge!]
See all you need for a good meatlovers is sausage spicy beef pepperoni bacon chicken ham. All the basic meat food groups. But hell if youre making a list to try out youve got yourself a willing volunteer to test them.
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ok i could burn that strawberry sundae and pizza is a subjective matter so thank god gorgeous has arrived.
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Not big on the cooking then?
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or correction i was rich i didnt have to cook
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bit of a system shock waking up here i bet
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i mean kinda i kinda got here on another planet where i got super rich because they thrived on gossip like mojoworld so at least i had some fun
how about you?
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Damn i wish id been getting rich on a gossip planet sounds like a sweet gig. My brother and i were just taking care of business down under while we left nero in charge of things back home. Not nearly so lucrative.
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see. no worries i definitely enjoyed my richness as queen of aphaia whatever-the-fuck-year it was for all of us