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[sophielicious]

time for the bimonthly NYX report. introductions, i'm sophie cuckoo, your resident telepathic mutant barbie, hopefully it's nice to meet you. anyway, if you're new here, there's a gigantic building in charronway that i run for community strengthening purposes, called NYX. we have classes from swordfighting to demonic magic 101, and we serve homemade lunch and dinner made by our people.

so, as per usual, if there is a class you'd like to take or teach, please let me know and i'll see what i can do. second thing, we need more cooks, so if you want to help out, also just let me know.

place is also available for meetings, gatherings, parties if you're fun and know how to throw one, lectures, or whatever. i'm there during the afternoon, chrissy takes the morning shift, and always go through her first if you need me during that time.

as the end of it, as per usual, as a building exercise, let's do the usual. it goes over so well whenever i do it. tell me your problems, and i'll tell you how to fix them*.

*Neither NYX nor Sophie Cuckoo can be held liable or responsible if you listen to a random person on the internet and do it.

Comments

[nowfeaturing]

Gotta hand it to a woman who knows what shes about. Sexy respects sexy.

Worse how?

Whats her stance on olives?

[sophielicious]

hold up ur not sexy until i decide you are. jury's still out.

worse as in amazing, it's earth lingo, you wouldn't understand.

i can check? i'm not totally sure

[nowfeaturing]

Who am i to mess with the courts your honor?

Understand or not im choosing to take that as a compliment and run with it.

Ok but this is important. Olives have no place on a pizza. Also its not a pizza unless its at least a 14 inch. Mozzarella needs to be involved. Thin crust none of this chicago bull

can she do strawberry sundaes

un: cc

[bubblegumheart]

Hi, this is Chrissy.

Yes, I can do pizza.
I happen to like olives on pizza, but it's easy enough to leave them out.
Strawberry sundaes are easy.

[nowfeaturing]

Well then Chrissy it sounds like youre my new best friend even if youve been misled by olives

hows your meatlovers game?

[bubblegumheart]

I'm not sure what olives ever did to you, but you don't have to eat them if you don't like them. :)
You know, I don't think I've ever made a meatlovers.

[Because she's typically fine with pepperoni and/or olives.]

Should be easy enough to work out, though. Any other requests? I might be making a list.

[nowfeaturing]

Yeah but i also dont have to eat them if theyre not on the pizza in the first place.

[He's set in his ways, don't judge!]

See all you need for a good meatlovers is sausage spicy beef pepperoni bacon chicken ham. All the basic meat food groups. But hell if youre making a list to try out youve got yourself a willing volunteer to test them.

[sophielicious]

point to you. keep that attitude its gonna do you great

ok i could burn that strawberry sundae and pizza is a subjective matter so thank god gorgeous has arrived.

[nowfeaturing]

What can i say? Just a simple man trying to do my best

Not big on the cooking then?

[sophielicious]

i'm rich i don't have to cook

or correction i was rich i didnt have to cook

[nowfeaturing]

Well good for you princess giving back to the community

bit of a system shock waking up here i bet

[sophielicious]

i believe the proper term is your highness but ok princess is acceptable

i mean kinda i kinda got here on another planet where i got super rich because they thrived on gossip like mojoworld so at least i had some fun

how about you?

[nowfeaturing]

Why hold back? Your supreme highness has a nice ring to it.

Damn i wish id been getting rich on a gossip planet sounds like a sweet gig. My brother and i were just taking care of business down under while we left nero in charge of things back home. Not nearly so lucrative.

[sophielicious]

good. address me only as that

see. no worries i definitely enjoyed my richness as queen of aphaia whatever-the-fuck-year it was for all of us